regularjoel

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I fucked up so badly on this sudoku page no ones ever gonna wanna have sex with me

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we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu

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veins

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Joel Miller, the beauty that you are

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booktok did ruin a lot of romance novels bc of the demand for instant gratification but culturally it is kind of a slay that so many young women are just reading smut and masturbating all day #respect

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A wave of caffeine washes over me and carries me out to sea

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fuck.

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being bisexual is extremely swagful. idc what you got going on down there if you're hot I wanna suck it.

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babymaking sex anyone? threatening to get me pregnant sex? anybody

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happy frankie friday <3

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The bulge is to distract you in combat dipshit

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my target audience is myself

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ik i just run a tumblr smut page BUT!!!

FUCK ICE, free palestine, free congo, FUCK trump, FUCK musk, no one is illegal on stolen land, and if u disagree, FUCK YOU TOO!!!

i’ve said this before but if u support that fuckass orange in office, idc if ur a silent follower or ur like is ur only form of interacting with me, just know, i don’t want it!!! and u are a terrible person!!! 😛

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avril lavigne was right. what the hell

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I wasn’t made for work. I was made to get a sandwich from the deli and then eat it at the beach

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when your mutual reblogs something with a full page of tags its like. girl (gender neutral) i am filling my mug with coffee and reading this like the morning paper. i am so interested in your thoughts on this post. i love you.

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being covered in hickeys and lovebites wouldn't fix me but it would feel sooo good