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PSA: Keep yourself safe from transphobia, pedophilia, and misogyny

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Iffy, you're not one to talk when you're that short... and without boobies!

That post was ooc. “Out of character”.

If I added an icon it was to see if anyone actually noticed my personal disgust towards those kind of topics being used as a joke.

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With some of the asks I’ve received in the las months here y’all don’t deserve to have Rei back, like, what the fuck.

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“A-After checking my mailbox I think I’m better if I stay busy for way longer...i-it’s better that way.”

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Iffy! Your chest is flat!

“Well, f*ck you! Don’t need to remind me all the time! At least I get no back pain like others.”

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Rei, forgive me if this has been asked before, but what is your favorite food?

“I-I know this probably sounds ridiculous but...I really love fast food...y-you know, any food that isn’t the one I cooked is possibly my favorite.” Because you’re THAT bad with cooking...

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Rei, gurl... Sometimes it looks like you need some sleep. You should go get some sleep.... And sleep well, dream of happy things, or whatever would make you happy, I guess. Don't worry. I *definitely* won't watch you while you sleep! Smiiilleeeeee!

“...nice words until the end. If I catch you watching me while I sleep, I will kill you.”

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What is a Crostie, isn't that a type of sandwich?

“Nah! You’re thinking of a crustie, but that’s just the surface of bread, not a type of sandwich.”

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Ayyy nep! If you would have the chance to be a magical girl, would you do it? 83c

“You say that, but you’re assuming I’m not a magical girl already! I’m magical by nature and Crostie’s like the animal companion! I have everything I need to be called a magical girl!”

“I guess I have to work on the transformation sequence a little, though...”

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There's been some... latent rumors about you being courted by a woman named Chrome. Perhaps you can give us some confirmation or a denial? Ah, don't worry; I am not aligned with Dengekiko or Famitsu, those paparazzi journal hounds.

“U-Uhm...those rumors are fake?...I didn’t even go out all that much lately, so I didn’t even have the chance to socialize...I don’t even know who that person is.”

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*Screams as loud as I can* REI RYGHTS!!!

“P-Please don’t be so loud! I would’ve heard e-either way!”

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do you know about the other dimesnions?

“I do, yes?...I even visited the Hyperdimension back in the day s-so...I’m not new to them.”

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Can you girls smile for me, please? I hate seeing you sad...

“D-Does this count?...I hope it does...”

“Eheheheee...someone saaaad?...I will make sure no one gets sad around heeeeere...”

“That’s it! Here goes the biggest smile I can give you all!”

“I mean, sadness is just another valid emotion and sooner or later we have the right to get sad as well, specially if we have a good reason to do so...” IF PLEASE...

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You know I love you Rei, Ryght?

“Ryght...t-that wasn’t the most original joke ever but...thank you for liking me, at least.”

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No! I don't mean using the horn thingy as a stick to cook the marshmallow, but as a place to put the marshmallow! That way it won't have to stay in your pocket. And it serves the double purpose of protectong people from being stabbed by the sharpness.

“No marshmallows will be put on the horn...it’s not even my problem if someone gets stabbed by it.”

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Do any of you CPUs possess blood? Asking for a friend~

“T-This question is way too suspicious so I won’t answer it...”

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Your horn thingy needs a marshmallow stuck onto the end of it. It is a great place for a convenient snack.

“...excuse me? I won’t let anyone use it as a stick to cook marshmallows or whatever.”