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SHŌGUN
Chapter Five: Broken to the Fist
Chapter Ten: A Dream of a Dream
#shogun fx#finale episode is just my heart getting ripped out over and over#usami fuji#toda mariko#john blackthorne
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SHOGUN — 1x01: "Anjin" | 1x10: "A Dream of a Dream
#shogun fx#everything in this scene made me want to burst into tears#the parallel just hurts so much more than I thought it would#the parallels are paralleling hard#john blackthorne#usami fuji#toda mariko
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#hannibal lecter#mads mikkelsen#hannibal nbc#its just really concerning how gorgeous he looks when covered in blood#this is A Look and A Vibe#honestly those micro expressions are what gets me
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rip aemond’s eyeball. not only did you not get proper justice, but your geriatric sperm donor really be here demanding you look at him when your retinal nerve has been severed from the socket like ?????? 👁️ father pls if i could look at you, WOULD WE BE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION?????
#aemond targaryen#viserys targaryen#aemond’s eyeball#justice for aemond’s eyeball#viserys pls let the eyeball just roll around#its done enough for the night#the eyeball had to go on some fucking journey after being knifed out#and here it is stuck in a family squabble#the eyeball is not paid enough for this shit
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every fucking time viserys gives his sanctimonious speech about “i dont see why we cannot all get along, we are all one family”
you just know that aemond will whip out his eyeball just floating in a jar as a response “well i can’t fucking see bc my eyeball has been detached from its socket, just as our family tree has been detached from sense and reason”
with the eyeball floating there like 👁️
rip eyeball all you wanna do is float and yet your geriatric sperm donor be here going on about family values
“your king demands an answer”
yeah well your kid demands proper healthcare and rehabilitation and parenting and your wife needs therapy, but i guess we can just ignore that too along with the fucking eyeball rolling around in a tray
#aemond targaryen#viserys targaryen#also viserys just demanding the eyeball to give reasons#that poor eyeball isn’t paid enough for this#house of the dragon
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Books: lestat fucks around and lestat finds out.
Show: geriatric aging man with terminal illness has to sit through lestat’s ex retelling how lestat fucked around and found out. also, old man realises that these hoe vampires might have gaslit bamboozled his brain and is going to get his ass railed by a 500 year old twink. ALSO all of this happens during covid!
guys, it's been years,,, I think I've finally gotten the courage to ask... what the fuck even is the plot of the Vampire Chronicles?
#interview with the vampire amc#daniel molloy#old man daniel is gonna just get it so hard#lestat de lioncourt#louis de pointe du lac#the vampire armand#everyone is confused#everyone fucked around and everyone found out#also claudia is just hating bc honestly M E N
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“your king demands an answer”
yeah well your kid demands proper healthcare and rehabilitation and parenting and your wife needs therapy, but i guess we can just ignore that too along with the fucking eyeball rolling around in a tray
#house of the dragon#the amazing parenting skills of viserys targaryen#he legit said LOOK AT ME and Aemond be there like bro I fucking cant#aemond targaryen#alicent hightower#alicents shitty marriage forever hurts my soul#the way her voice cracks and breaks#has she ever asked anything of her husband her king#what has she asked of him#there’s no decency to beg for bc she is his wife#there is no love to ask for bc she is his second wife#she has never asked him for anything#and when she does he just goes meh
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"What have I done but what was expected of me?" 01.07
"I've done everything you ask me to... and I try so... I try so hard, but it will never be enough [...]" 01.08
#aegon ii targaryen#alicent hightower#house of the dragon#mother son and house of the broken#honestly they’re more alike than they will ever admit#they see each other and see what they cannot be#they see only the flaws because if they look closer they’ll see the damage and it is a reminder#you being born meant that there was never a way out#you giving birth to me means i have no choice but to be king
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SHOGUN
1.07: A Stick of Time
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SHŌGUN - Chapter Three: Tomorrow is Tomorrow
#john blackthorne#this show is so good#and one of the best things is that it also comically points out a white man failing upwards#it’s just like yeah we have a white dude and somehow he keeps staying alive#no idea how or why#hey local peasants this white man is now a lord#the peasants just sigh and get on with it#meanwhile john is confused all the time and wanting to go back to the horizon and live out his POTC LARP#shogun fx
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almost every episode, you can see toranaga sitting through relationship counselling for john and mariko, and knowing damn well he isn’t paid enough for this shit.
#shogun fx#toda mariko#john blackthorne#yoshii toranaga#honestly the man was astral projecting at points#he was just wondering when these two will realise we are in the midst of civil war#fuck don’t fuck be in love hold hands or ignore each other i don’t care#toranaga being too busy trying to unify japan to handle these two adorable shits
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Flower Pottin Psyduck
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Behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person, and a little off to the side is a social worker inside a horse.
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Hannibal (2013-2015)
1x12 - “Relevés”
#hannibal nbc#hannibal lecter#will graham#this entire series is a descent into gay panic and then murderous acceptance#they’re in love your honour#hannibal was in his bad reputation era before it was even a thing#chicken soup would have been his love song single
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Dad? Am I like mom? Well, sure, yeah. You're smart. You're good at stuff, and you don't take shit. That's not what I mean.
SHAUNA & CALLIE
━ insp.
#callie sadecki#shauna shipman#yellowjackets#excuse me as i go and cry in a corner#my lil pagan baby is getting all grown up and gonna get ready for murder#mother daughter bonding at its finest
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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 1.02 "...After the Phantoms of Your Former Self"
#interview with the vampire amc#louis de pointe du lac#lestat de lioncourt#listen you poncy shit maybe rome wisconsin is nice this time of year#actually it probably isn’t#but i guess it’s nice you’re pretending to give him the option
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In this Fandom we don't say S2 is gonna be the "Devil's Minion Era" we simply say He Will Fuck That Old Man, what a delight.
#interview with the vampire amc#daniel molloy#armand#the vampire armand#when are they going to rail the old man#when are they going to fuck that old man so hard he needs a hip replacement#by the end of this season i want daniel to be popping blood pressure meds like breath mints#i want daniel to hobble off to his chiropractor#the things i want for daniel are unholy#its okay i prayed to armand and he forgives me
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