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releasecandidate · 4 months ago
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haven't seen this specific post yet and it's been on my mind nonstop so
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releasecandidate · 4 months ago
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Happy day everyone . Remember to have hate in your hearts today. Every day actually but especially today.
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releasecandidate · 5 months ago
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releasecandidate · 5 months ago
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Had a nice day today :)
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releasecandidate · 5 months ago
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releasecandidate · 6 months ago
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@selffufillingsoda
When shit gets stressful all u gotta do is meow
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releasecandidate · 6 months ago
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the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole
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releasecandidate · 6 months ago
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okay. which of you motherfuckers taught my vile little homunculus how to put on eyeliner
#me
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releasecandidate · 6 months ago
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truly some people have no genre savviness whatsoever. A girl came back from the dead the other day and fresh out of the grave she laughed and laughed and lay down on the grass nearby to watch the sky, dirt still under her nails. I asked her if she’s sad about anything and she asked me why she should be. I asked her if she’s perhaps worried she’s a shadow of who she used to be and she said that if she is a shadow she is a joyous one, and anyway whoever she was she is her, now, and that’s enough. I inquired about revenge, about unfinished business, about what had filled her with the incessant need to claw her way out from beneath but she just said she’s here to live. I told her about ghosts, about zombies, tried to explain to her how her options lie between horror and tragedy but she just said if those are the stories meant for her then she’ll make another one. I said “isn’t it terribly lonely how in your triumph over death nobody was here to greet you?” and she just looked at me funny and said “what do you mean? The whole world was here, waiting”. Some people, I tell you.
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releasecandidate · 6 months ago
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manic pixie dream aromantic old man
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releasecandidate · 7 months ago
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beat him until he dies and then skip town
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releasecandidate · 7 months ago
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Rc do I even bother trying or do I just fucking snap it's me btw. Popcorn
you gotta do what's in your heart. if that's snapping well you should kill whoever's giving you problems
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releasecandidate · 8 months ago
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hate building roofs. to look even they always have to look stupidly tall and it makes me look like some fool who needs to have the tallest house as a powerplay. On my next house I'm about to just stick the big old fins on them for branding at this rate since I already look obnoxious
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releasecandidate · 8 months ago
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Hello! Im not used to doing these asks, but I like your blog, and i wanted to say so! Also, it's nice to meet you. I am CK:]
( @pawn-official )
Oh, hey! We've both got initial names, mines RC 👍 nice to meet you. does it stand for anything or just the initials? (If it doesn't you can always lie if it's funny)
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releasecandidate · 8 months ago
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i am not the bigger person. die immediately
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releasecandidate · 8 months ago
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nope. your swag too 1.19.2 they'll kill you
Calli can we beat peoples skulls in with hammers together -popcorn
Whatever happened to hi how are you . Anyway yes ok yaaaaaaaayyyy ^_^ 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
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releasecandidate · 8 months ago
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@selffufillingsoda
getting dishonorably discharged from the idgaf war for giving af
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