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Pick an option at random :)
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Pick an option at random :)
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Yep!
No reason to not do it again though :P
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The fucking link to the Wikipedia for "cylinder". Brutal.
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I was recently struck with a VERY good idea
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i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii
“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 
“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 
“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“
“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“
“On April 19th, I made bread.“
“ I have buggered men.“
“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“
“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“
“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“
“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”
“Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“
“Secundus likes to screw boys.“
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CALLING ALL WRITERS
and anyone else actually i just need as many opinions as i can for how to write this realistically
so i’m trying to write a short story about the reconnection of two old best friends in their adulthood. it’s a very sweet fluffy story yadda yadda, but i’m trying to also create some big scene
i had an idea for how they finally begin talking. i wanted our main character to go to their old friends house to try and find them so…….
this way i’ll know either how to write the others reaction OR to have them reconnect another way
(making the poll long so it can spread and also so i can procrastinate writing ✌️)
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So, imagine for a moment that you just discovered that one of your best friends has all along been several small creatures in a trenchcoat*
this poll is very /lighthearted /silly btw - you don't need to overthink it unless that's more fun :3
* trenchcoat is non literal and just referencing a common phrase, in this case it refers to the general human disguise they were wearing
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Whenever I say "sorry guys" or whatever I am exclusively apologising to guys I am not using it as a gender neutral term this is because I hate women HASHTAG MISOGYNY
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