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dante’s true form

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Send “🌹” for our muses to have dinner together on Valentine’s Day.

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Older bro said: (To @relicsden) "I am not playing this foolish game with you, brother mine. But for the record, you ought to work on your poetic lines as they are positively cringeworthy. PS: As if there's any doubt that mushroom is an unaided flavor-maker thence beyond superior as a topping."

   Boredom played out in a messily scrawled hand and folded carefully into the shape of paper air planes. Winding back his arm and then pushing forward he released his creations to glide on the stagnant air of the business and carry it to the lap of his sibling who was sitting quietly on the company sofa — nose pressed to some stuffy novel no doubt. Dante was, if not willing, to impart some of his creativity to the otherwise quiet afternoon, in hopes to ‘spice up’ some of his elders reading. All of which had been signed lovingly with the poorest form of cursive to grace creation.

   It wasn’t long before he received a response in return — a wadded ball of paper sailing with such force it audibly connected with his head before falling to the desk below. Rubbing the place it struck, Dante unfolded the ball with one hand and reading the smooth even handwriting scrunched the bridge of his nose in disgust. Mushrooms?? Truly Vergil’s mind had gone sour from eating that crusty demon fruit. Hastily, Dante set to work out his retort on the back of the page. Taking a moment to reread it:

Roses are red,

pizza sauce is too.

I’m ordering a large,

And none of its for you !

   Satisfied with his comeback Dante set it loose, then leaning over to reach for the phone to seize his prize.

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❝ I want to expect the unexpected! ❞ - Ink

Quotes taken from Twisted: The Untold Story of a Royal Vizier, ACT II : || @demon-blood-youths

   Layered like a dual surface had the dust collected, building and piling until some places were more dust than the devil arm that it had rested on - as all the devil arms had been as each had carelessly crammed together in a relatively small store room. Lifting, pushing, Dante had searched for the one duster that had been lost among all, instead settling for an unclean rag that had appeared in his search - sniffing it once before shrugging. It was a wonder how anything worked, what with half the light bulbs needing replaced, the bathroom and fridge harboring a smell that could kill the flies that circled them, and excessive pizza boxes strewn across the coarse wood flooring.

   It was mere fate the younger had arrived, boasting of adventure and reciting all the positive comments she had heard through her travels of ‘Devil May Cry’ and the promise of more said adventures if she could accompany him. All the while Dante didn’t have the heart to tell her the business was slow or the fact that he wouldn’t bring any children along to any gigs, but instead, saw the opportunity to allow her to become a ‘junior hunter’.

   "Well kid, you’ve come to the right place! You can start cleaning here.”, he spoke finally, beating the rag of any dust before handing it over. If she was lucky enough, there might even be a dust fiend to set right.

   “Oh and junior hunters buy pizza on Fridays...”

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You can’t escape a bear hug!🐻🌺🐻

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Just to let ya’ll know this is a side-blog

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𝐅𝐑𝐔𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒   ♡   𝐒𝐘𝐌𝐁𝐎𝐋 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄

    send the corresponding symbol(s) for headcanons surrounding the given topic(s)!

🍍  :    how comfortable is my muse in their body?  how do they feel about their height,  weight,  strength,  and body type?  how important is being attractive to them?   🍅  :    how does my muse feel about plastic  /  cosmetic surgeries   &   procedures?  is it something they have done or would do?  do they mind if others do it?   🍏  :    how stable is my muse’s physical health?  do they go for regular or semi-regular checkups by a physician?  do they have any diagnosed illnesses and / or take any medication?  how often do they get sick? 🍎  :    how stable is my muse’s mental health?  have they been diagnosed with any mental illnesses and  /  or conditions?  do they have any undiagnosed mental illnesses and  /  or conditions?  do they or should they attend therapy?   🍑  :    how meticulously does my muse look after their physical appearance?  do they spend a lot of time on their hair,  makeup,  grooming,  and clothing?  is there a particular reason why they do or don’t?   🍒  :    how much does my muse value companionship?  do they constantly keep people around them,  or do they prefer to be alone often?  do they have or desire to have many friends?  do they see every meeting as an opportunity to make a new friend?   🍇  :    how would my muse describe their childhood?  how much has it impacted the person they are now,  or will become as an adult?  around what age did they or will they start to mature,  and why?  do they wish to go back to their days as a child,  or have they embraced adulthood?   🍐  :    how intelligent is my muse overall?  are they smarter than the average person,  or less than?  are they primarily self-taught,  or did they acquire most of their knowledge in school?  are they more street smart or book smart?   🍉  :    which of the four seasons suits my muse best,  and why?   🍌  :    is my muse inclined to help others,  or will they only do it when it benefits them,  if at all?  what makes them this way?  has it ever gotten them into trouble,  or inconvenienced them?  🍊  :    does my muse desire romance?  is it something they would actively seek out,  or prefer to happen more  ‘  naturally?  ’  what is their love life like?  do they have any exes or past flings,  or crushes?   🍓  :    how is my muse typically seen by others?  does it ring true to who they really are?  does their reputation matter to them?  🥝  :    does my muse have any  ‘  unusual  ’  habits,  interests,  and  /  or talents?  do they hide it,  or are they proud of it?   🍋  :    what kind of diet does my muse have?  do they eat regularly,�� or the standard 2-3 meals a day?  do they have to be reminded to eat,  or are they likely to remind others?  do they cook,  or have others cook for them?  do they eat healthily,  or not so much?   🥭  :    how important to my muse is their hometown,  or where they’re from?  are they proud of it,  or considered a hometown hero?  did they move away,  or do they wish to?

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Red and Blue

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Quotes taken from Twisted: The Untold Story of a Royal Vizier, ACT II :

❝ I’d almost forgotten about you. ❞

❝ I love you just the way you are! ❞

❝ In your homeland you’re a legend. ❞

❝ I’ve won scores of bloody wars and mopped the floors with my foes, but no one remembers me! ❞

❝ Say my name in these parts and you’ll get a vacant stare. ❞

❝ So to restore my repute as a fierce fearsome brute, there’s only one route I see, arrange the slaughter of millions of innocent civilians, then they’ll remember me! ❞

❝ Caked in mud, or drenched in blood you smell as fresh as a flower. ❞

❝ I’m a god on earth but darn it, even deities incarnate now and then can feel a little insecure. ❞

❝ All I want is some affection this rejection’s almost too much to endure! ❞

❝ Am I not a thing of beauty?! ❞

❝ Wouldn’t you gladly give up all of your worldly possessions just to greet me when I come home from a one sided massacre, and bathe my sweaty, bloody body with your tongue? ❞

❝ She may not love me yet, but I’m willing to bet that once I kill all her people she will! ❞

❝ Let them laugh, that’s just fine, but the last laugh will be mine ‘cause they can’t laugh when they’re all dead. ❞

❝ They’ll remember me! ❞

❝ Aren’t you busy ruining my life? ❞

❝ I noticed you weren’t at dinner, but I saw you tried to poison my wine. Usually when you do that it means you want to talk. ❞

❝ You ripped out my heart and smashed it into a million pieces! ❞

❝ I want to expect the unexpected! ❞

❝ You’re young. You don’t exactly get how things work yet. ❞

❝ And while I don’t appreciate any of your ideas, I do appreciate the fact that you have ideas! Maybe one day you’ll have some good ones! ❞

❝ How the fuck did you know it was me? ❞

❝ Don’t you trust me? ❞

❝ Take off your clothes. ❞

❝ No, you’re a liar. ❞

❝ They’ll kill me if I’m lucky, they’ll torture me if not. ❞

❝ If my crime can help improve the world we all must live in, am I not bound by duty to the people of this nation? ❞

❝ Temptation may have beckoned but I always have resisted. ❞

❝ Which way do I turn when the road’s become so twisted? ❞

❝ You think you know me as others think they know you, but there are two sides to every story. ❞

❝ The story lingers on, but the version that is drawn is twisted! ❞

❝ Fortune favours the beautiful. ❞

❝ My only crime was love. ❞

❝ But the heart wants what it wants. And sometimes what it wants is twisted! ❞

❝ I only wished to reclaim what was mine! ❞

❝ I only wished to give the people a voice! ❞

❝ It’s an unfortunate situation, but you do have a choice. ❞

❝ What remains of a man when that man is dead and gone? ❞

❝ Why protect my reputation? I’m a dead man either way. ❞

❝ The question then is whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to be well liked but ineffectual, or moral but maligned? ❞

❝ I’ll never be a hero all the citizens adore, but if I hide to save my life what has my life been for? ❞

❝ The road ahead may twist, but I will never swerve! ❞

❝ I’ll give them all the unsung anti-hero they deserve! ❞

❝ I’ve nothing left to lose, so the only path to choose is twisted! ❞

❝ Let them twist my words let the people scorn me, who cares if no one will ever mourn me?! ❞

❝ Listen! I am a mortal man and don’t understand your strange godlike tongue! ❞

❝ I’ve got to become a sorcerer! Can you do that? ❞

❝ I am not charmed by your crazy bullshit now. ❞

❝ You either need to back me the fuck up, or shut the fuck up. Got it? ❞

❝ Would you stop acting like an asshole for one minute? ❞

❝ You’re trying to seduce me! ❞

❝ You have no idea how much that girl means to me. ❞

❝ I didn’t want them to die! ❞

❝ It takes someone who believes they can change the world to actually do it. ❞

❝ When I was your age I thought I could accomplish anything I ever wanted, and more! But I didn’t. Perhaps no one does. ❞

❝ Tomorrow always comes. ❞

❝ Do not be fooled by appearances, for though it may seem small, the power to love one another is the greatest power of all! ❞

❝ I wish you didn’t have to go when our story’s just begun. ❞

❝ I wish you every happiness. ❞

❝ You’re forgetting the best part, when the two lovers are reunited and they live happily ever after. ❞

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We’re opewn vwo ~ <3