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i want to nut inside of him so bad but im a girl

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so does anyone know or understand

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life is just like you embarrass the shit out of yourself and then you die

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"hey babe? I think egg noodles are awesome. they have a cool shape. and a cool taste." - my husband

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good morning Tumblr. my future husband brought me cinnamon sugar toast to eat while I sit in the sink getting ready for our wedding. life can be so beautiful.

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a day used to be 24hrs and cost $5 but nowadays a day only lasts 5hrs and they charge ya $20 just to live it. and you have to pay with an app

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nose being both stuffy and runny at the same time is the worst thing God gave to us

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"you're so quiet" thanks! i actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me

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tumblr is not social media. idk how to explain but its so calm here. like this is the field and the valleys. over there is the town and people. but here we are little sheep in our pastures eating our grass and laying in the sun <3

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waiting at the doctor's office is like being in hell actually

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almost accidentally shared an asexual awareness post on Facebook where I'm extremely pregnant in my profile picture

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I don't like the way that the title "A Minecraft Movie" implies that this isn't over

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"shot on iPhone 16 pro" yeah whatever, call me when your iPhone can shoot me with a gun