God would’ve killed me by now if I wasn’t so funny to watch
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Reblog with the name of your AC island in the tags
I just think they’re neat
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this is the most sophisticated phishing e-mail I have ever received and if they had sized the logo correctly and actually proofread the fucking thing I probably would’ve clicked that button
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why do grooms get one boring black jacket and brides get the most jawdropping gowns ever like when i get married i want pearls and lace and a train is that too much to ask??
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take my quiz and find out who you really were in a past life!
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checking your phone in the middle of a task
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Y’all can just say “hey here’s the emulator and game” without being annoying.
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There’s not much worth salvaging from this series. An adult “imprints” on a fucking baby.
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"i saw this and thought of you" is my favorite love language
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it’s abundantly clear to me that most truscum ideologies are inherently colonialist and based entirely on western concepts of gender… like, the idea that dysphoria is required to even count as a ‘valid’ trans person is deeply-rooted in colonialist ideas of gender. many cultures (even some western ones) don’t consider long hair to be inherently feminine. a native trans man who doesn’t want to cut his hair is not a “tucute trender,” you’re literally just forcing trans people of color into boxes that were made by colonizers.
the same goes for trans people who don’t bind/tuck, take hormones, or want surgery–for any reason–but, in particular, cultural and religious reasons, as well as people who use neopronouns, nounself pronouns, or their name/s in place of pronouns because their native language does not already accommodate an exact ‘they/them’ equivalent. expecting every single trans person in the world to conform to some stupid rules a bunch of white trans men made up is uhmm… fucking disgusting and literally transphobic!
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Oh my god
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big offense but if a person connects w womanhood and exclusively loves women, this person is a lesbian and can call themself a lesbian. doesn’t matter how much or how little they id as a woman. i’d understand the outrage if someone went “i’m a dude and i love women therefore i’m a lesbian” but it’s not what he/him lesbians are. a disconnect from womanhood is v common in lesbians bc society tends to define women thru their attraction and alliance to men. why shame lesbians for a discomfort they have no control over? the detachment from stereotypical womanhood (including the use of feminine pronouns) doesn’t mean they’re suddenly men. toss away your outdated binary mindset and understand that gender is a fkg social construct. there are no real rules. so there’s no one way to be a woman or a lesbian. whether cis or trans/nb, lesbians are allowed to alleviate their dysphoria w/o being dissected and having their lesbianism gauged on whether or not they fit the Lesbian Mould you have in mind. their experience w womanhood and gender expression is absolutely none of your business. let lesbians be.
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my fav thing abt tumblr is when an 18 yr old & 17 yr old are fighting & all the 17 yr olds friends are like “stop harassing a minor!!!!!!”
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