its me. ya boy. (I'm 32?? do we have to tell people that now??) my preference is not to be percieved but if you must speak of me she/her is fine. polyjamerous, I make a mean playlist- https://open.spotify.com/user/31rjhgdmav7kimohapp6oaslsr3y?si=lyg9TW9yQR2B61KE1Hh1tw
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This delighted me actually

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Since people liked it i made a toy that works on the computer: https://nick-nonya.itch.io/trampoline-toy Have fun!
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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy
I tried to scroll past this. I really did
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So actually the real reason I became polyamorous is so we would have enough friends to play The Resistance again which is why I'm so fucking bummed I haven't found a consistent partner yet like WHOS GOING TO COME OVER AND PLAY DECEPTION/STRATEGY GAMES WITH ME AND MY HUSBAND AND HIS GIRLFRIEND AND HER HUSBAND, HMM??
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well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.
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In BtVS pride month episode the school hangs big rainbow 'everyone is welcome' poster, so now vampires can just walk inside. Now Buffy has to tear it down wihout Cordelia calling her homophobic
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Melody... you know I love you... It's not a secret I try to hide...
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religious killer: i can hear God speaking to me, to kill the demons that live in this world with my gun of justice
atheist killer: I kill only because of my own moral code. Whether it's for money so I can survive, or self-defense against a threat, I am the one who chooses when I kill.
agnostic killer: nobody really knows why I shoot people
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captain america: so do any avengers have any pressing business
blade: are any of you motherfuckers gonna help me fight the vampires. please. there are so many.
captain america: no
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