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removablebation · 1 day
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filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.
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removablebation · 2 days
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real and true
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This is so fucking funny
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in the 1940s the word “boner” used to mean “huge mistake” and it still pretty much means that
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removablebation · 3 days
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I love me job 🥰
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removablebation · 6 days
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honestly amazed that the US has, in the last few months alone, managed to develop a form of centrist terrorism where people with the least extremist views known to man are poorly attempting to assassinate politicians
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removablebation · 9 days
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"its a texas chainsaw miracle"
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removablebation · 12 days
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Being a sex-positive personally-sex-repulsed ace is weird cuz like reading about sex? Awesome. Writing about sex? Not much more intolerable than writing about anything else. Sex is good. Sex is normal. Sex is only as important as you let/want it to be. Kinks are natural expressions of sexuality. Sexual purity is a scam. Bodies are nothing to be ashamed of. Sex work is no more exploitative than any other kind of labor. If you touch me I will throw up on you.
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removablebation · 12 days
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this image can only be shared on Thursday, Sept. 12
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removablebation · 12 days
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removablebation · 12 days
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removablebation · 12 days
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10 years of anti drug campaigns in schools did not convince me not to drink or do weed but 1 singular bad high has made me so so so scared of ever doing anything again so i think that in 7th grade health class schools should gather all the kids and give them all edibles and then have them watch top ten scariest scp videos so theyll never do drugs again. this is a flawless idea
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removablebation · 15 days
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being a vampire is about penetrating someone but it's also about being filled up with their fluids. in this way vampirism confuses the top/bottom dichotomy
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removablebation · 21 days
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hey dude im going through a really rough patch can i please crash on your couch for a couple of days i just have a suitcase full of clothes and like a thousand skeleton warriors
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removablebation · 24 days
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