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a good thing about having friends with kids is that you can just sow the seeds for something that you’ll never need to address again. like tonight my friend’s three year old saw me eating blue corn chips.

kid: what are you eating from that basket?

me: triangles.

kid: can i have triangles?

me: dunno, did you brush teeth yet?

kid: no

me: mhm, and are you okay with screaming really loud?

kidd: what???

me: yeah, sometimes these make you scream really loud, are you ok with that?

kid: i am not afraid of screaming.

me: you’re very brave. you can have two triangles. then why don’t you go show your dad your new power, i gotta go.

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I used to be able to reach you.

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And office administrator Pamela Beesly Halpert is my best friend.

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virginicwoolf‌:

“We’re a perfect match but darling matches burn.”

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#gay panic booksmart (2019)

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So beginning today, the past is just a prologue. It all starts from here.

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Don’t let her out of your four working senses. She’s as quick as she is beautiful.

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