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cringe is dead, modern au where they’re both socially hopeless losers
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No matter the universe, Hans will be a little brat who loves to play matching dressup with their Henry [nods nods]
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every flame is my servant
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I love the idea of Bilbo returning to the Shire before Thorin recovered, setting his house and lands to rights, then locking himself away to grieve, only to have Thorin turn up on his doorstep half a year later.
But instead of the weepy, or possibly angry, reunion that I often see, my hc is that Bilbo would open his door, see Thorin standing there, literally laugh right in his face and then keel over backwards in a faint that it would take Thorin a long time to revive him from.
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“I let you sleep, Sam," said Lady Sybil. "You didn't get in this morning until after three." "Everyone's double-shifting, dear," said Sam, daring Carrot and Sally to even think about telling anyone they'd seen the boss wearing a blue shawl covered in ducks.
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a rather old sketch that I really don't like, but nonetheless here it is
#discworld#sam vimes#havelock vetinari#lord vetinari#guards! guards!#my art#they don't look like themselves and its bothering me greatly
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