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reneé: can't fucking believe the holidays means i need to be away from your hot ass AGAIN reneé: north carolina is a drag this time of year and it's too cold and you're not here so that's like triple whammy of stupid

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Exactly. You get me, you see me, you know me. I would only hope your hype train is coming from any and all directions. You had a crazy awesome year with that and Dune 2. Noon is an icon, I love him. What kind of dog is he again? Definitely the latter, but I think it was foreshadowing, because I grew up essentially to be Cloe. Just have been manifesting from an early age, I guess! Oh, shit! I remember that look! I wanted to bash anybody over the head that talked bad about you - I still do, actually - because people actually don't know when and how to shut the fuck up. You looked gorgeous at the Oscars that year, the same as you do every year, so consider me your mean, lesbian guard dog. In your corner ready to attack at all times. Love you, baby.

hey, absolutely nothing wrong with taking regina’s “boo, you whore” and slapping an attention-seeker in front of the last word there. i’d do the same thing around anything challengers related as that seems to be where my main hype-train is coming from right now, but then noon would wag his tail into the picture, and all eyes would instantly be on him. so what’s the point of trying? oh my god, i love it. what was it about their personalities that made you ship them, or was it more like they’re two hot dolls, let’s get them to pash? there’s a few collectible figurines floating around from no way home, but i actually have myself my own custom barbie one. it’s based off one of my vintage oscar looks. it’s really special to me because a few racial slurs were brought into my hairstyle—i was repping dreds—so it’s nice to get that fashionable stamp of approval to show the haters. 

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Yeah, really missing out. But I do get the wanting to avoid social media bit. It's a cesspool there 99% of the time, and having to pick through that to find the 1% of good people is a fucking chore. Aw, thank you, Lizzie. You're an icon for having seen it, and for saying these great things about it. Festivals are a lot of fun, I love the adrenaline rush of playing in front of a live crowd in any setting. It's mostly different because what I'm presenting is authentically me, and my music, instead of a character with a script. Though I do love the gag of being as larger than life as I am. It's called The Sex Lives of College Girls, I hope you watch and report back about how much of a scene-stealer I am. Leighton's been so fun to watch grow up into the gay icon that she is, I feel so lucky to present something like that to people. The kinda character I would've wanted to see growing up, you know? What's next for you so I can keep an eye out for it?

Are they? Is this what I'm missing out on when it comes to the internet? Oh I don't have social media, not anymore, and I won't ever go back. Life's just easier and less toxic without it, it's just not for me. Of course I watched it, I grew up with the original and so it had a sense of nostalgia, while still being it's own thing. You definitely smashed the role, you were the perfect choice for bringing a fresh take on the character. You modernised her, in a good way. It sounds like you've been very busy, which you deserve. What was it like performing at festivals? I imagine it's a lot different Broadway. You don't have to be the main character to be the star of the show. There are plenty of side character and recurring roles that steal the show. What show is that? I shall add it to my ever growing list of shows I need to watch.

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This is where I tell you that we would've been the hottest couple in the wilderness had I gotten a call for YJ. Or, better yet, throw Leighton from my Max show into that plane crash scenario to watch someone have a full-blown meltdown. Never say never though, baby. Would be an honor to act alongside you in something if I ever get the bug again. I don't know shit about Fallout, by the way, but I watched that for you. You were awesome.

i know you are focusing on your music and love that for you. however, i cannot hide my disappointment that i will likely never get the chance to star alongside you in something! though i understanding needing to follow your passion. @reneerappfm

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Violence and pet names are, like, two of the biggest kinks on the internet, baby. Don't worry, I'll teach you how to put the safe filters on Threads and Instagram so you don't have to be subjected to it. Did you seriously watch it? So flattered, thank you so much. I love getting to play Regina in every avenue that I can, so playing her again after I did it on Broadway, I was really thrilled. And I got to make her gay as fuck, as the Lord intended. I've been good! My life's mostly music these days, I did a lot of festivals this year so that was a great time. My HBO show - my, as if I'm the star, shit - just came back for season 3 tonight but I only had a recurring role as they gracefully send me off to pasture.

Oh, no. I really hope they don't start with that. It's bad enough with the whole mom thing, I don't need violence adding to it. Some fans definitely can be intense, which I think is putting it nicely. Oh, well I'm flattered, I really am. And I'm a fan of yours, Mean Girls was such a great movie, as a fan of the original I was pleasantly surprised and entertained. How can I not? I'm not about to simply wave as you and walk past, that's not going to happen. How have you been lately? Are you working on anything new? You do music as well correct?

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And your name too, baby. You have quite the gay following yourself. Together, every gay person on the planet is going to be tuning in. Are you kidding me?! This is revolutionary information that I'm now going to make my entire personality. Who was your Drew Seeley? An uncredited, worked-to-the-bone dancer? Savage. Thanks, can you direct it and then make it so me and Mal can make out? Or is that reserved for Sofia? Jealous as fuck. Have you seen that meme going around about how there should be a spy film with all human characters and then just fucking randomly Miss Piggy there? And nobody acknowledges that she's a Muppet? I need that to happen, ASAP. Sorry, ADHD is going off, is this the part of the convo where I ask you how you've been?

I'm loving the production of this already. It's going to be amazing - just having your name attached to the project is going to pull a lot of people in. Mainly the gays - which is the correct thing to do. Babes, for most of the first movie - I wasn't doing the dancing. I'm the Zac Efron of Descendants. Except for singing, it's dancing. You would make for an amazing Hans kid. I vote if they ever do a fifth movie that you're in it. Miss Piggy in human form is something I never want to imagine.

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Don't you love a good Mean Girls month? I do. I make it my whole personality whenever I think it'll get me a little bit of attention. The whole Bratz thing shook me to my core though, Z. Because if I played with any dolls growing up, they were the Bratz ones. I used to make Cloe and Jade kiss all the time. But hey, nothing wrong with thinking of mother Rachel, even though I'm super glad you're thinking of me. Did they make MJ dolls? They should have, I need one.

i’m just in a perpetual state of it being mean girls' month; notice how i didn’t say day (october 3rd is for weaklings, january is where it’s at). mainly, because bratz did a whole collection, and i’m not going to see rachel mcadams when i pick up my regina doll, but rather you. @reneerappfm 

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reneé: whoever it's not for, it's for me twice as much. i'm absorbing every and any ounce of ride or die-ness for the album fuck

reneé: ugh, thank god somebody will, next time i'm back in LA i'm knocking down your door for this. pls answer when i do

ash: I AM SMILING AND BLUSHING LIKE A LUNATIC OVER HERE THANK YOU BB! ash: i knew the album wasn’t going to be for everyone but the feedback i’ve been getting has been so positive and it makes me cry all the happy tears ash: i will gladly sing you to sleep, my darling. anytime!

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That's the gag of it, baby. You give the people what they think they're gonna get, and then you change it last minute with something unexpected. I already have the long hair, just need to get my wolf on - remember that 'we're wolves, we own the night' Tiktok audio where people get on all fours? That'll be me. Our Edward? Hmm...it's gotta be someone iconic. Who in our lives has that sparkly vampire energy that you'd wanna end up with over me? Maybe this is how I get you to dish on the romance in your life, who knows. Uh, I need you to do both, thanks. I don't have any official shows lined up until the new year, maybe, so I hope you're prepared to keep your word. I'll let you know when I need my #1 fanboy there front and center. How's the end of your year looking? Busy or chill?

I’ve been right here, loca! I thought you were going to sy I needed to be Jacob, simple because I’m named Jacob. I like the idea of me being Bella much more. Mainly because you as Jacob is really what the world needs to see. There’s only one question—who’s our Edward? I’m sorry, babe. Would you like me to slide into your DMs and sneak into the front row of your shows? Because all you have to do is say the word and I’ll make it happen.

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reneé: show must go on and all that shit. they'll stand in any weather to watch me shake my ass so it's least i can do, yk? thanks for being my #1 fan always baby girl. will shake my ass for u as thanks

reneé: you need to just know these things when you're lining my wallet and flying me places. i get it - you're not very mommy in that way, dw. we'll find another pet name for you to be called, any suggestions??

reneé: won't be late at all 🫡 lest you bend me over your knee if i am, then i may be a little late. make the flight attendants sweat a bit. thank fuck you're not sending me to omaha tho, i'm too hot for nebraska.

Billie: miss busy with all the festivals. i'm proud of you, ya know? did so good each time you went on stage. even in the fuck ass weather that you got dealt with in the UK. Billie: well, u never told me that so how was i meant to know. if u start calling me mommy though, might have to stop fucking u. just a warning. Billie: tickets booked to denver. don't be a brat & miss the flight. it's the next stop on the tour after tonights show in ohama.

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Baby, I think that's probably the best description of you I've ever heard in my life. It means you're...well-loved. I'll put it that way. Maybe a little lint-y, too. I've been good! Wrapping up a very successful year with not a lot of shit going on, so I'm in my resting and preparing for 2025 era. Good to get a little bit of a break in, so that I don't develop old hoodie energy. I'm more like...satin bathrobe and eye mask energy right now, I'd say. But I've yet to hear that from someone else, so I'll hope the world thinks the same. How've you been besides the hoodie shit? Taking care, yeah?

Someone recently told me that I have the energy of a hoodie that's been through the dryer one too many times. I have no idea what the fuck that means. Is it a compliment in the sense I'm warm and fuzzy? Or is it an insult in the sense I'm old and outdated? I'll never fucking know. Anyway, how've you been? What's new in your world? Hopefully no one has told you that you give off old hoodie energy. @reneerappfm

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Oh, one hundred percent. It's a compliment of the highest form. Wait until they're telling you to run them over with their cars, if they aren't already. Stan culture is fucking wild. I'm always dramatic, first thing you gotta know about me. You're hot and talented as fuck, whether you're talking or just existing, so it's safe to say I'm a huge fan. I'll take it! You threw the hug in there so now it's confirmed that it's gonna happen. Thank you so much for making my dreams come true in advance.

It's still a little strange, but I know it's basically a term of endearment and meant as a good thing. I'm just surprised that people go with that and not grandma, because that's probably more my style. Oh, please. Now you're just being way too sweet and maybe a little dramatic. I don't see all these edits and if I'm being honest, I don't think I want to, but it's flattering that people are still doing it. I'm not sure if I can do hot, but I can certainly make awkward, crazy eyes while I come running towards you, to hug you.

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Any must-have games that you need for it? I'm trying to remember what other ones me and my brother played...oh! Super Smash Brothers! You have to get that one for sure. Get ready to lose every star you have and every mini-game we play. Unless it's a 2v2 and we're on the same team, in that case, you may win because I'm gonna win. Green guys, honestly, make sense. May be the shamrock senses tingling. You do give me Toad energy though, just FYI. When can we make this happen? Where you at, Horan?

Tell me about it. I may or may not be scouring the internet trying to get my hands on some other rare games I remember playing back when I was a kid. Thankfully the system boots up just fine. I do however, have to blow into the game cartridges like a harmonica player. It wouldn’t feel right if I didn’t have to do that, honestly. Queen of Mario Party, huh? You’re going to need to back up those words and prove it by playing with me for a few rounds. I tend to stick to Yoshi or sometimes Luigi. Clearly I have a thing for the green characters.

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It's, like, a fucked up version of A Chorus Line. Except we're all the off-off-off-off Broadway Glindas of our dreams. No way, say it isn't so - they pulled a Liv and Maddie but for your dancing? Show me something easy then, like how to do the little W-I-C-K-E-D moves. Don't make me track down Sofia when you're right here to teach me instead. Yeah, men are trash, we knew that. Hans was a good way to introduce everyone to that concept wayyy early. But anyway, I'd make for a great Hans kid. Or in a universe where anyone thinks Miss Piggy is a villain (she isn't, she's an icon), I'd love to play her kid. We have the same values in life.

Do you think that we should make a musical of rejected Glindas? I think that would make quite a movie, don't you? Interesting at the very least. Baby, I hope you know that you're asking the wrong person to teach you to dance - I had some body doubles doing those things for me cause I've got two left feet. Hans is a pretty evil guy. We've all known those men who pretend to be in love with you just to be... that.

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reneé: i'm in my winter break era, aka i've earned the right to only be found or sought after when i wanna be reneé: smh at you not knowing until now that, yes, you're my sugar mommy. i'm building it into my weekly allowance that you need to let me see you

reneé: los angeles 😏

Billie: Well, my schedule is pretty public at the moment. you're the one that's gone into hiding. Billie: why am i flying u to chicago??? am i a sugar mommy now?? Billie: can't book u a flight if i don't know where u r.

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How does it feel to still be everyone's mother even when not trying to be mothering, @eolscn? Like, it feels like you give us these mini breaks from being on our necks when you're between projects, but then I'll scroll and see a Wanda TikTok edit and scream into my pillow and kick my feet. I can't escape you and I'm not sure I want to. Can you make crazy hot eye contact with me if I ever get to meet you so that I can remember it when I go to sleep at night?