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Reblog if your muse is fluent in more than one language

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RIP to people with a conscience but I’m indifferent

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there’s nothing more satisfying than the sound of hitting someone solid in the fucking jaw.

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I’m gonna try to get through replies this weekend. I apologize to everyone I’ve kept waiting. I haven’t forgotten you, I’ve just been basically self quarantining since February and my mental health is good but spotty.  I will have replies soon, thanks!

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starter/plotting call

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My activity is broken so if you replied to something or even liked something can you DM my main so I can check your blog? I’m so sorry but tumblr is being tumblr pretty bad.  main is xdahliawallacex. 

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Reblog if you’re multiple ship, but also allow Polyamorous ships..

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a little kid came up to the desk (it came up to his like, collarbone) and very seriously asked me about baby name books, because he wanted to help name his new sibling. i guided him to the shelf (there were only two book of names) and pointed out the differences between them, and after some serious contemplation he went, “I think I should take both, just in case.” So I gave him both and he thanked me and went on his way.

And I went back to my desk and screamed into my arm for like 45 years because HE WAS SO FUCKING ADORABLE AAAAA

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ᴏʟᴅᴇʀ ᴍᴜsᴇs—ᴜɴɪᴛᴇ!

ᴡᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ 20 ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜɴɢᴇʀ ɪs ᴀ ғᴜɴ ᴛɪᴍᴇ—ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ɪᴛ ɪs! ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ sᴛᴏᴘ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛᴇʀ ʜɪᴛs 30. ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ’s ᴘʟᴇɴᴛʏ ᴏғ ᴀᴅᴠᴇɴᴛᴜʀᴇs ʟᴇғᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʜᴀᴅ.

ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ ʙʟᴏɢs—ɪғ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴜsᴇ ɪs 30+ ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴏʟᴅ, ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ʀᴇʙʟᴏɢ ᴛʜɪs ᴘᴏsᴛ sᴏ ᴜs “ᴏʟᴅɪᴇs” ᴄᴀɴ ғɪɴᴅ ᴏɴᴇ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ!

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The laziest possible promo from the laziest possible roleplayer.

                                             SILVERF0XES

An independent, unaffiliated multimuse roleplay blog featuring characters of a certain age. Your one stop shop for all your old man needs. Need a grandpa to take you fishing? A dad to barbecue for your cookout? We’ve got you covered.

Written by Jay. 9 years of experience. 18+

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Roddy McDowall and Pal in Lassie Come Home (1943).

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Markiplier Tries: Korean Candy - sentence starters

1. “I can’t even read half of these labels, so I have no idea what’s in them.” 

2. “So now the room is full of people, all watching me. Not creepy at all.” 

3. “I can’t break anything here. This is my ______’s house. If I break anything here, I will be thrown out into the street, and I will be devoured by wolves.”

4. “They smell… there is a smell.” 

5.  “There’s really nothing amazing about this. It’s just candy.” 

6. “I’ve been calling you ‘______’ this whole time. That’s what you introduced me as. You responded to ‘______’ when I said ‘______’.” 

7. “I can’t trust a word you say.” 

8. “You trust? Me? Oh, that’s so sweet. And naive.”

9.  “How strong are your teeth?” 

10. “All right, please leave, whoever you are.” 

11. “There’s a lot of ______ candy that involve some sort of squoozin’.” 

12. “Unless you’re gonna tell me that your name ain’t _______. Then we’re gonna have a big problem.” 

13. “Why are you dancing your way in?” 

14. “I don’t need to put money here because I know I’m gonna win this one.” 

15. “I’ll let you open that. I get the toy, though.” 

16. “Has your name changed?” 

17. “Alright, so that’s just as bad as it would be in ______.” 

18. “Wait, you can’t just keep saying words and expect that to mean anything.” 

19. “Trash it? Good idea.” 

20. “What are you smiling at over there?” 

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What food do you associate my muse with?

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thank u for visiting little friend I love u

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HOME. ASK. RULES. MASTERLIST.

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I really, really wanna do more things with Nick and/or River. So uh.  Lowkey plotting call for these two specifically. 

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SKILLET CHICKEN POT PIE - ONE PAN!

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