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“vengeance doesn’t solve anything” true perhaps but i am……… so petty & it feels so good
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I LIVE
#i need to be more active here#i also need more threads#and stuff to do in general#if anyone wanna do anything hmu bby
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inzaneous:
He’d frozen, one leg halfway over his motorcycle at the words of a stranger. Looking over the man, he did look rather distressed, so maybe the man would owe Zane a favor, should he help him. Considering he wasn’t on a job at the moment, he could play the role of a helpful resident for the time being. Hopping on, he’d pat the space behind him.
“…If you wanted, we could try to track the bastard down to make him cough up some dough for compensation. Either way, hop on. I’ll be your taxi–free of charge today.”
Following his cue, Zapp threw his leg over the motorcycle and took a seat, one hand holding onto the grail while the other busied itself with lighting up a cigar. “Nah, I already got my plans. I know where he’ll be tomorrow morning, so I’m gonna stick a knife right between his eyes and steal his bike. That’ll teach him not to mess with the wrong guy.”
Not the most thought-out plan but it was sure to give him some sense of satisfaction if succeeding. He and that grunt got a long history together, full of bloody brawls and deceit, a rivalry that’s been going on for an entire week - at least. “Yeah, it’s gonna be nice to see him soaked up in his own blood. Anyway, ya can just take me to the closest hotel for now.”
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What had over come the Italian? He wasn’t normally like this. ‘ Oh? Trust me, sweetheart, there is enough ass here for a three course meal. ‘
Zapp burst out in laughter at that, and he kept going for a solid thirty seconds at least. “Oh really? Gtta convince me better than that, ya look like a pretty skinny wimp to me.”
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“And what are you studying there?”
“Math.”
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Well,… nice. Hadn’t thought to get ever this number on this blog out of obvious reasons I think, first about the stuff I post, secondly that this muse is quite sexual and all. ANYWAY, lets keep things short, thank ya so much for all & yeah, X’D *sucks at this*
Here I gonna mention now some where I got quite fond of (even if we aren’t really close or anything - I enjoyed our RPs greatly or something else by you) in a very weird order: @imprxvisible @huncinesolem @aquiilarum @serpentiem @sempiiterniity @kxrp @outofyourvector @inixriam @strifebringer | @witnesseternity @lionfanged @dvneblasphmy @madraaga @msharuno @godxofxegypt @osilentphoenix @itslikethesun @dathomiriian @heritir | @orchidfists @crusader-of-time @cuirteis @sadisticperfection @bioxdroid @thefamilypearls @unmeix @zackleefair @un–txmed @asaredu @lesserthanman | @predatismcreed | @flawedsyntax | @reigneternal
&&. here some more actually which I obviously enjoy too even if we also barely did something together or whatever, just fucking deal with it: @inzaneous @despairforme @despoticum @fiercysoul @angstiism @deathlesspromise @kaseisenshi @ryusxnka @scarredshadows @aodove @youngestsakamaki @sexybadboyhanyou @renfuko @lapxus @bardork @eorlic @vesselofterra @lamaree @renjingujifortheladies @clawedqueen @grimmjxw @gikaiagapi @rxlion @bloominghands @nunchuckpanther @amxthystus @ferociter @duvoziir @ofhauntcd @piratekingpitchblack @terraene @almawt @cometfallen @incubcst @etlascivus @infervesco @nwxdsipu @armxredme @bxrbariic @corrupted-knowledge @saharxsin
Now a silent minute for all I forgot to mention & well :’) thx again ♥
#✖ bias.#woah i did not expect to be put on here#t'was the a pleasant surprise#-makes a phone gesture-#call me sometime
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Wasn’t the first time he has ever been asked to say something lewd. ‘ Voglio mangiare il culo … ‘ He sighed softly, but smirked at the end. ‘ But I’d rather you do it. ‘
“Hah, tryin’ to get me with yer Italian charm? Knew you were some sly fuckers,” he laughed, and in his mind he was already making a mental note on how to say it, something to put together with all the other dirty lines in languages he didn’t actually speak.
“But seriously, ya better buy me dinner first. I ain’t eatin’ ass on an empty stomach.”
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She was unsure of how to feel at such a declaration, but she could not deny that she found it rather amusing. Lips curled into an amused countenance, lips parting to utter a gentle chortle. A hand brought to her lips in a poor attempt to conceal the laughter that exuded from her.

“ I’m not the praying type, dear. Sorry to burst your bubble. ”
Hah, she laughed! That meant one foot in; normally that kind of lame pick-up line would earn one messy slap on face, leaving his face aching for days. But maybe this time it was his lucky night - and she was a cute one too. Maybe there is a God after all.
“Could’ve fooled me.” Not really, she looked nothing like any type of religious girl. “But if ya don’t spend your days praying for the love of your life to sweep ya off yer feet, then what do you do?”
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“Geez, you look like one scary motherfucker. Guess not many people dare to pick a fight with you, huh.”
@inixriam
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“Ey, ya know Italian? That’s cool, that’s cool-- ya should totally teach me some phrases, I hear chicks dig it. C’mon, teach me how to say ‘I want to eat your ass’.”
@veterxnario
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"So like. You blood bend. That's cool. Could you control menstrual cycles too ??" kaname please.
“First off, that’s gross. Secondly, fuck you that’s really gross. Finally, I only control my own blood. That’s one hell of a difference, dude.”
#twobasstards#✖ asks.#for some reason tumblr didn't notify me of this#hence the lateness#but yeah i laughed. kaname pls
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same.
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“Shit’s been getting weird here lately. I mean-- did ya see that big ass bird? Looked like a fucking airplane...
Or wait, maybe it was an airplane. I didn’t pay attention.”
@angstiism
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