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SLEEZE SWEEP!!!

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*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

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seeing the amount of people who've watched NPMD without having seen Nightmare Time is such a culture shock to me

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Jägerman's Body

this is so niche BUT PLEASE BLOW THIS UP IT WOULD MEAN A LOT TO ME CONSIDERING THIS IS LIKE 2 OF MY FAV THINGS EVER

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Need the timeline where they meet because Paul started smoking weed for his anxiety in high school and Perky’s Buds was all the rage at the other school

if the universe is infinite

then its definite, theres an alternate timeline for every paulkins combo. Imagine real emma and paul23. Emdroid and real paul. Every version of them with every version of the other. What if one is paul22, or 21, or 20? There are so many possibilities

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one of the best things about Hatchetfield is that people can’t get mad at you for your headcanons. so many fandoms have toxic people who claim that “you’re ruining the character!” and “that character would never do that!” but with Hatchetfield, Paul Matthews is canonically a catboy. Tom Houston canonically tried to fuck his car. no new idea you can come up with can ever be weirder than the situations the Langs put their own characters in.

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Lautski core

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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results plus

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Stephanie Lauter/Peter Spankoffski Characters: Stephanie Lauter, Peter Spankoffski Additional Tags: Fluff, Developing Relationship, Studying, Mutual Pining, Canon Compliant, Missing Scene, Idiots in Love, Crushes, Love Confessions, (sort of) Summary:

Stephanie and Peter study together every Tuesday and Thursday after school, and with the re-sit of her calculus quiz rapidly approaching, Steph desperately needs to focus. There’s no time for distractions when her phone is on the line.

But Pete won’t stop looking at her like he’s in love with her…

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Look at this goofy fucker pretending to be a writer. GET OUTTA HERE

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Woohoo! New Lautski Time installment!

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not reblogging the original cuz i do not want to open that tomb of rats but i’ve seen this floating around and i just gotta say there’s nothing wrong with having a human fetish. humans are hot. as long as you’re being respectful you’re not a bad monster for being into humans i promise.

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vampires will go around like “it’s totally fine for vamps and humans to date” and then make posts proudly proclaiming their human fetish

choke on a garlic bulb leechdick

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reblog this post if you: think it’s okay for vamps to date humans, fetishize humans, or have a leech dick (no one will know which)

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g*d i’d give anything to have a warm little bloodbag to toy with

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chr*st id give anything to be a vampires warm little bloodbag to toy with

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@bloody-lurker can we meet up

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😳 yes please

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love wins

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hi i never noticed til i saw it pointed out on tv tropes that joey literally goes and shaves his moustache during the witch in the web. the commitment

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paulkins really is perfect bisexual representation because from the outside they seem like the most normal couple on earth but separate them and one evolves into a crotchety lesbian pot farmer and the other becomes a full time submissive catboy. also the world usually ends before they ever get the chance to truly understand their love for each other. also in the one timeline where they make it past the awkward flirting stage and get married, their love is only able to flourish when they themselves are the earth-shattering twist, revealing to each other just how abnormal they are, and how perfect they fit in each other’s arms. did i mention the catboy thing