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I cross stitched some fanart from the most recent episode of Drawfee, “Drawing Animals Based On Badly Translated Descriptions”. The phrasing of “you can use tools” really just lodged itself in my brain.
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just layers and layers to this thing, huh.
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on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport the first person on the moon went there by accident and promptly died. The next dozen or so people also went by accident, and also died. Number 14 figured out that people who go to the moon die and very cleverly brought a sword and six weeks of travel rations. This did not help.
No one on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport ever figured out why people die in space because they don’t need airplanes and never found it particularly interesting to climb tall mountains. Astronomers use telescopes to take pictures of the ever-growing pile of corpses on the moon.
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The "not hot water" is actually no dry heat. It'll dry up the blood and make it hard to clean it out. If you're rinsing your period pants, you can definitely use +30°C water (which can be hot to the touch) 'cause that's close to your body temperature and you'll have noticed the blood is still liquid at that temperature. Stop freezing your fingers!! Use warm water, it's fine!


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* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?
* (I'm collecting them.
* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.
* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!
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it rly is so unbelievably sexy that aaron took a dl guy with a wife and fucked him so good that now all he wants to do is ruin his life and humiliate himself over and over again for a chance with aaron
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Why are you using chatgpt to get through college. Why are you spending so much time and money on something just to be functionally illiterate and have zero new skills at the end of it all. Literally shooting yourself in the foot. If you want to waste thirty grand you can always just buy a sportscar.
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In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this
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it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead
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"this thing is rare and only affects 1% of the population" dude that's 80 million people can you shut up
#Also sometimes it doesn't affect just one person#It's also their caretakers and their family and their loved ones#Like I'm planning my wedding atm and finding places that are wheelchair accessible is stupidly hard#But I'm gonna have my friends with me at the wedding and that means having an accessible venue#I'm not a caretaker or even family to these people#And yet it affects me#On that small-ish way#In*#In France there's a slogan that says rare diseases impacts up to 3 millions people because they include family and caretakers#Because a lot of these rare diseases affects children and well it means it'll impact the parents as well
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i will Never deactivate. if i die this blog shall remain eternal as a museum of my greatness. a monument of my legacy.
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My mind drifted to an AU where Robert and Aaron meet in prison and how it would go down. Then I remembered Chris Keller and Tobias Beecher already fulfilled the unhinged prison love story need.
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I just don’t understand where this concept of ‘fake geek girls’ came from. Like, AT ALL.
Cus when I look for fandom related stuff like 90% of the fan art and the fanfiction and the meta, zines, comics, etc. Like 90% of the shit that I’ve seen is created by women & girls.
And all that stuff take’s a lot of work and research and critical analysis and staring at reference photos for hours.
We are literally the most well versed and invested group in the fandom. So, like, What the fuck boys? You mad you can’t keep up?
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Still in the affair era in the (re)watch with my partner (her first time watching!) and when Robert winds Aaron up and admits to killing Katie so that Aaron can explode and get some guilt off his shoulders, my partner was like : "fight! Fight! Fight! Punch him, punch him!" and then when Aaron finally did it, obviously she was very happy, and when there's Robert looking so sad and hurt : "he looks so good like that".
#Pers#Robron#Very glad she's so into it#Feels like I'm watching it for the first time again but even better
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im telling you all... its so worth it to spend a whole evening make 100 million homemade gyoza (even though it takes so long) and freezing them all to have perfect delicious gyoza just the way you like them anytime you want at a moments notice. they seriously take like 10 minutes to prepare from frozen and they are so good. i just had a dumplings and noodles feast you wish you were me
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