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NO OFFICER I AM NOT "DRIVING DRUNK". THE DRIVING IS NOT THE MAIN ACTIVITY HERE. LOOK AT MY CAR, OFFICER. I HAVE A 2010 HYUNDAI ELANTRA WITH A BUSTED TRANSMISSION AND THREE KEGS OF EVERCLEAR. DOES THAT SOUND LIKE THE DRIVING DESERVES HEADLINE BILLING TO YOU, OFFICER? I AM NOT "DRIVING DRUNK", I'M DRINKING DRIVELY.
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Wilhelm Friedemann Bach (1710-84) - Concerto for Harpsichord and Strings in e-minor, F. 43, I. Allegretto. Performed by Raphael Alpermann, harpsichord, and Akademie für Alte Musik Berlin on period instruments.
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prolly at a point of tactile & sexual strvation where id have to advertise meself as overripe teen boy in a body of twennysumtin woman type experience if i eeeeeever get to a place where app roster does not overlap entirely with patrons of the exact dairy isle i shiver at. ill slobber over ur neck n tits and cum in two minutes and seem like i havent quite fit the concept of other people inside my head yet hows that sound dude. r u up for fumbling around while i try to juggle arousal n disgust and incorrectly estimate forcefulness of my touch. i want to put my knee on ur stomach and, unrelated, force u to indulge my tactless curiosity andor dissociate staring at u
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A c1980 pendant with a reverse carved crab for the Cancer Zodiac. Set in 18K yellow gold and on a new 16" gold filled chain.
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get your feet off the cat!!
first of all, my feet aren't on the cat; second of all, she puts her grubby paws wherever she wishes after paying a visit to the poo dig, so even if i were to put my dirty feet on her, which i did not, i'd feel entirely justified in doing so, for i respect mmy beautiful sweetcarrot babygirl grown woman cat enough to believe she acts with awareness of the do unto others principle and is entirely capable of letting me know she wishes to exit a situation. so in fact maybe i wronged her by not putting my dirty feet on her and missing out on opportunity to reinforce trust and intimacy of our relationship. im sorry catwomen. womancats
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sweating out homemade wines with attempt at 🦶🅱️🅰️💪💪 in 7-60yrs/0-5drnks *league
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Still Life with Grapes, Tomás Yepes (Spanish, 1595 or 1610–1674), 1674
Oil on canvas
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