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20 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS!

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link is sarge approved. link did not expect space zombies. he needs more fire. john needs a GUN. bows are not working for him. he cannot ride a horse either he is too heavy. he also now has two ladies in his head and no ones sure what his gender is because cortana keeps talking for him. he is 2/3rds woman now. surely purah is responsible enough to be given gun and vehicle schematics.

more from this crossover that just really dosent seem to have a plot

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Currently creating a recipe file of my easiest meals because I just made something in 20 minutes including cleanup.

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How did you get this picture of me? That is uncanny. It looks just like me, lmao! 💚💚💚💚💚💚

I want to get the story onto paper! I want to share it and be able to reread it for my own pleasure. I want the joy of pressing post!

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One of the sweetest things is when you post a new work on AO3 and then one of your old works gets a comment because it means that somebody read the new thing and liked it so much that they went and checked what other stuff you wrote and they liked that enough to tell you about it and I just think that is so fucking precious!! thank you thank you thank you to the people who do that, keep doing it it's the best feeling as an author

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Last night I stayed up later than I have in a long time simply to wax poetic about The Legend of Zelda to my friends

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Joe and Cleo are two of the minecraft YouTubers I have known about the LONGEST. I remember coming across them over 13 years ago back when CTM maps were new and everywhere. And they're still going strong and just as wonderfully chaotic as ever. It's easy to forget they have been friends for so long.

hey guys are we gonna talk about joe and cleo? bc i think we need to talk about joe and cleo.

this guy risks life, limb, and hermit citizenship to help cleo ride a horse across the nether roof from the world border to the original spawn.

and it's not like they can just do it easily. scar and cub are on their ass every time they log on. yet he still risks everything, fights an ender dragon with nothing but borrowed armor, cheats death over and over and over all for cleo.

fic writers, get on it

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My email notified me of posts I was tagged in and then I reblog them and THEN notice they were from YEARS ago. Why am I getting emails now???

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Amazing 10/10 no notes

Obtained @residentanchor!?

also small cameo by @breadthecat im kind of proud of this??????

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idk why but one of my favorite ALIP head canons is that Roman is like SUPER SUPER ( like nearing Logan levels ) smart but is always just playing dumb cuz he finds it more amusing 😂

I find it so cute to imagine him and Logan secretly nerding out together over some math and sciencey stuff i’d feel like they’d loving talking about psychology or smth…

At least in ALiP, Roman is smarter than he lets on. Your head canon is at least true here. His current job (and I will spoil it it's been years) is working in the finance department. He works with Clyde's aunt Leslie in the cities Park and recreation department running numbers. That's what his degree is in! He wanted to be able to support local theater so he could perform and help out behind the scenes!

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I got 3k and laughed. My chapters are usually more than that xD

spin this wheel for a length of fic. you have to write a fic that length

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I know it's been over a year but I'm still obsessing over Decked Out 2. I'm on Phase 7 of the Tango vods.

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I don't need therapy I need rabid gay people freaking out in my inbox

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My cat's name is Ivysaur, fight me.

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Finding your size in men's pants will be the best decision of your life. Finding the measurements is easy and all you need is a cheap $5 belt to adjust the waist. I've been doing this for almost 2 years now and they are more comfortable to work in. And it took me a quick Google search and 5 minutes top with a tape measure.

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I love when I find a small Etsy shop that is selling something I was specifically looking for in a cute theme/aesthetic that I love AND doesn't use AI art. Also! This small business donates to have a tree planted for every item sold!

If you ever wanna get me excited, share a cute small business and I'll be all over it.