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trying out for the smashing pumpkins again

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i thought it was great that my baby can laugh now because i can tell her my jokes and she’ll always laugh but i’ve quickly spiraled into thinking that the tone of her laugh is disparaging

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i picked wild garlic today so perhaps i will not return to society

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i’ve got a deadpan voice in my head singing like it’s her birthday by good charlotte

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lol and lmao and so on and so forth

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this weekend i will be going away to the house with its own lake, don’t text

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what’s the point in having a house with its own lake if you don’t brag about having a house with its own lake (i have a house with its own lake)

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how many ducks is too many ducks to keep in the back yard?

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good morning gamers

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@gothpartydad and i went to the same college. imagine if i had saltburned him

i think i’m over the trauma of watching saltburn the first time, i’m ready to go in again

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i think i’m over the trauma of watching saltburn the first time, i’m ready to go in again

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damn

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happy belated birthday to my roommate. for yesterday. it was yesterday. i’m a terrible roommate 🥹

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is everyone ready to shake their ass to cobra starship next month (because i’m not)

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SALAD O T D PLEASE

bombay potato and grains salad

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paris hilton’s new album is the record of the year. the decade. the century

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the ice that runs down your spine when you notice mold on the toast you’ve already eaten most of. fml