resllala · 7 days ago
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my phone made a slideshow about literally just my cleavage in 2019 when i was hot and skinny. why am i being tortured
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resllala · 10 days ago
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i wanted to go to a concert in munich but there were only resale tickets left and they were being sold for double the original price so i was like no way asshole and bought normal ones for the concert in berlin instead and only remembered after i paid that i'll then have to pay for a hotel and train to berlin so now the whole thing is gonna cost me 50€ for the ticket and 200€+ for the rest instead of just 100€ for the ticket i'm a moron
im so stupid
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resllala · 10 days ago
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im so stupid
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resllala · 14 days ago
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"i'm killing myself" is a morally neutral statement to me. she's like a daughter who I love past all her flaws
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resllala · 16 days ago
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nobody asked for this, but you’re welcome anyway 💋
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resllala · 18 days ago
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opened up twitter for the first time in like a month. first thing I see is hitler eva braun age gap discourse
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resllala · 21 days ago
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Genevieve Dunne as Eglee
Interview with the Vampire — 2.04 "I Want You More Than Anything in the World"
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resllala · 21 days ago
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not only is my friend marrying her shitty ass boyfriend that I hate, it's also gonna be a winter wedding because she hates me personally
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resllala · 27 days ago
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need to befriend a rich old lady who has friends with cheap old rent contracts who are planning on moving into old age care soon and who also has children in management positions who can hire me
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resllala · 1 month ago
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i can't keep living like this!!! [does not change a single aspect of my life]
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resllala · 1 month ago
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also I think I'm about to get my period and if so I will just set all my belongings and the entire building on fire
I hate moving so much. The last time it took me an entire month and now I only have two days and I was gonna make my brother help me because I've been feeling unwell but then I thought no. I'm gonna be a good sister and an independent woman and whatnot and not make him travel 5 hours on the train to carry some boxes. but now my car is parked far away and i just carried the first box and i barely made it to the car
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resllala · 1 month ago
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I hate moving so much. The last time it took me an entire month and now I only have two days and I was gonna make my brother help me because I've been feeling unwell but then I thought no. I'm gonna be a good sister and an independent woman and whatnot and not make him travel 5 hours on the train to carry some boxes. but now my car is parked far away and i just carried the first box and i barely made it to the car
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resllala · 1 month ago
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instead I'm working on the worst excel document any colleague ever managed to put together. life is not fair
not enough time spent on aimlessly walking around the city in the middle of the day enjoying the crisp autumn air
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resllala · 1 month ago
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not enough time spent on aimlessly walking around the city in the middle of the day enjoying the crisp autumn air
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resllala · 1 month ago
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"I should kill myself": self-serving, reactionary
"we should all kill ourselves": building community and connection, ideologically correct
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resllala · 1 month ago
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in his head
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resllala · 1 month ago
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bavaria specific rant that probably means fuck all to any of you but I hate fucking hate all these fucking annoying ass people or straight up racists that go on and on about dirndl and traditions and who gets to wear it and how it gets worn properly when they know fuck all about the actual history of it. like I like to wear mine as much as any other girl from rural bavaria but it's a fucking fashion trend from 150 years ago that started with rich city folk wanting to appear down to earth. there's no meaning behind it. it's basically jeans and a shirt. but no sepp in his 50€ c&a lederhosen thinks he knows anything and his opinions matter
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