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i went to the doctor to have my ears flushed out and now i can hear shrimp sounds

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on watching a parent age

i saw somebody say “what if you’re gone and i haven’t become anything yet” and basically that broke me on a random thursday evening

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I saw the wokest minds of my generation convinced that women being objectified is feminist praxis

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In the club fully sober naming 100 women

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tuned in for gay love but instead got the rusty nail ending. supernatural never dies

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least woke opinion: queerbaiting rocks

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I've been on the cusp of getting an uti for like a week can my body finally decide if it wants to fuck me over or not 😭

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so funny to me the pope has siblings. imagine a bunch of people looked at your brother and decided he was the physical embodiment of god's will. like that kid kicked me in the head once.

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Jez peep show brat edit

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may your womb be barren (positive manifestion)

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“I’m just a girl” first of all you’re a grown ass woman second of all free yourself

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the train would be so good if there weren't people coughing on it

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The White Lotus | S03E05 | Full Moon Party

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they should invent a woman who can function on less than 4 doubleshot lattes. And is not paralyzed by her indecision regarding her future and regret regarding her past

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how the fuck does anyone have time to do anything

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buck being bi and evil maddie running a suicide helpline and eddie jealous of a dog this is the episode of all time

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As someone in and around their 30’s it has been INSANE to see feminism in popular media descend through

Women can wear pants and play sports and that’s equality. Women don’t just belong inside the house. This woman has a career

This woman can be a mechanic just like a man could. She’s probably still a lesbian, though, which is basically the closest to a man a woman can *be*, and explains everything. But she’s still a person!

If a woman superhero CHOOSES to wear stilettos to fight crime, that’s girl power! This comic character written and designed by men wears a bikini and has a waist size of 12 inches because it makes her FEEL POWERFUL! Girls don’t HAVE to dress boyish to be strong! She can make you a sandwich AND be a feminist! Girl power!

What, are you saying women HAVE to do boy things to be taken seriously? Who are you to tell a woman what to do? Maybe some women NEED to get their hair and nails done twice a month to feel powerful! Maybe a lot of women WANT to be stay-at-home moms!

What I don’t think you understand is that women have an inherent feminine spirituality which guides them towards maternal and nurturing paths. Women need to honour their divine female aura to keep their. Their fuckin. Their chakras together or some shit. You should put quartz up your hooha and huff wheatgrass. Leaving manual labour and science and technology to men is natural and good for you spiritually

Uh she can’t do that, that’s a blue job, she’s a pink job girly. Food? Yeah, she’s having #girl dinner, which is a handful of almonds. Time for our 15 step skincare routine, which is empowering. Hashtag #girlboss. Ew no, touching dirt? She’s just a girl. You can’t expect a girl to do that. Haha #girl logic