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As if. This is not. The CUTEST photo of Mandip and Jodie. 😍😍😭😭

(via Mandip’s Instagram)

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❝ I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and one day I’ll die. ❞

john mulaney starters | accepting!

      “ — that’s not healthy. not that i’m much better, but. ”

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❝ It’s haunted, but it has a lovely kitchen backsplash. ❞

john mulaney starters | accepting!

      “ haunted by WHAT, though? ”  yaz looks around, moving the beam of her flashlight to illuminate various objects around them.

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     “Bunch up,” she says as she takes a seat next to her young companion, giving her a smile as she does so. She’s seen this supernova before, of course, but it still feels new every time she decides to stop and watch. The Doctor takes a bite of her waffle bowl, humming as she does so. 

     “So, what’s the verdict? Ben & Jerry’s, or the Galaxy’s Edge Parlour?”

      smiling at the sound of the doctor’s voice, yaz glances up & scoots over to make room for her to sit too. she hums in amusement before looking at her ice cream.  “ what can top citrus starburst supreme? ”  chuckling, she shakes her head.  “ though i will admit, i do love a good pint of ben & jerry’s after a long day. ”  grinning, she lifts her gaze to the doctor once more. “ i like this place. we should swing 'round here more often. ” 

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Yasmin Khan in ‘Demons of The Punjab’

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John Mulaney Sentence Starters

NEW IN TOWN

❝  I was hoping that by now I would look older. ❞

❝  I never thought about how to handle real problems in adult life. ❞

❝  Looks like regular sand, but then you’re gonna start to sink into it. ❞

❝  That’s pure mom. ❞

❝  Luckily, I had a good alibi. ❞

❝  It’s a grid system, mother fucker. ❞

❝  Of the racial slurs, that has got to be the laziest. ❞

❝  Before I went through puberty I had the voice of a little flute. ❞

❝  No one knows what you’re talking about you idiot. ❞

❝  You will treat me with respect! ❞

❝  I am a tiger mom. ❞

❝  First off, no. ❞

❝  Midgets were never enslaved! Unless you count the Wonka Factory. ❞

❝  You’re gonna have to get used to that. ❞

❝  Yeah, you got it, man. ❞

❝  It was really easy to get away with murder before they knew about DNA. ❞

❝  Oh, good, it has a mind of its own. ❞

❝  It’s really easy not to go to things. ❞

❝  That you would do anything is totally remarkable. ❞

❝  The less amount of time you live the better. ❞

❝  I was definitely gay when I was a little boy. ❞

❝  I have girlfriend and she’s a female person. ❞

❝  Go, fetch! ❞

❝  Life is a fucking nightmare. ❞

❝  I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and one day I’ll die. ❞

❝  What the fuck am I supposed to do with that? ❞

❝  Let’s go over there and destroy the place. ❞

❝  Fuck da police! ❞

❝  I’ve never climbed a fence that high before. ❞

❝  Did I do that? ❞

❝  Hey, come here. I want to show you something. ❞

❝  Why do you do this? ❞

❝  I’m not gonna kill that guy. ❞

❝  Hey can you help me out? I’m very gay. I’d like a few dollars. ❞

❝  Yeah, that’s the type of lowbrow shit i’m looking for. ❞

❝  It was a lie. To get drugs. ❞

THE COMEBACK KID

❝  I know how big letters should be. ❞

❝  You totally forgot the lesson you just learned. ❞

❝  Do not fuck with me. ❞

❝  Marriage is gonna be very magical. ❞

❝  I bet he did kill his wife. ❞

❝  I never knew relationships were supposed to make you feel better about yourself. ❞

❝  Anyone who’s seen my dick and met my parents needs to die. ❞

❝  Why would you marry a woman if she’s already having sex with you? ❞

❝  If you just bought the cow nobody would say that anymore! ❞

❝  It’s just a little bit wrong, isn’t it? ❞

❝  What a mighty king I will be. ❞

❝  It’s haunted, but it has a lovely kitchen backsplash. ❞

❝  You don’t deserve a beach house. ❞

❝  This is an on-fire garbage can. ❞

❝  I don’t care for that shit at all. ❞

❝  You’re never too young to learn our national no-snitching policy. ❞

❝  No one wants to applaud the penis of a thirty-two-year-old weirdo. ❞

❝  You know how I’m filled with rage? ❞

❝  So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under. ❞

❝  This is the best movie idea I’ve ever heard in my life. ❞

❝  Kids have it very good now. ❞

❝  Doesn’t anyone wanna know why his dick was near my biters in the first place? ❞

❝  How did he lose his arm? ❞

❝  That’s exactly what you won’t ask. ❞

❝  You have your law practice, and me, I have all these fucking markers. ❞

❝  I’m just reading this Yellow Pages. ❞

❝  My dad loved us! He just didn’t care about our general happiness or self-esteem. ❞

❝  McDonald’s! McDonald’s! McDonald’s! McDonald’s! ❞

❝  That is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. ❞

❝  How perfect is that? ❞

❝  We’d rather you do it in the house than go somewhere else. ❞

❝  Ah…numbers. The letters of math. ❞

❝  One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet! ❞

❝  Don’t you see? I’m a duck now. ❞

❝  If you eat enough ass and suck enough dick, one day you can sell drugs. ❞

❝  Hey, man. I like your button. ❞

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   ❝ well, she was a man, back when i first met her. ❞ god, had it really been that long? those past two-hundred years seemed to fly by.  ❝ still northern, though. heard people say that she had a manchester accent. wore a leather jacket. had a thing for bananas, which i never questioned. ❞

      laughing, yaz shakes her head, a wide smile on her face.  “ a leather jacket & bananas. i could see her wearing a leather jacket --- the bananas, though, i’m not so sure. ”  she glances over at the woman, who appears to be deeply engaged in conversation across the room.  “ how else is she different, though? is she really that different from when you knew her? ”

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❝ *frustrated groaning* ❞

shit i say | accepting!

      “ you alright there? ”  yaz tilts her head, brow raised as she approaches the scottish woman. she wonders what could be the cause of such frustration.

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shit i say — sentence starters

i decided to make a meme out of all the shit i say regularly. enjoy!

GENERAL SHIT. 

❝ I’M GONNA MCFREAKING LOSE MY MIND. ❞

❝ I’m going to shove an entire baseball bat down my throat and smash my insides. ❞

❝ *aggressive finger guns* ❞

❝ *high pitched screeching* ❞

❝ That’s where you’re right, kiddo. ❞

❝ I AM THE ONE THAT WEIGHS A TON DON’T NEED A GUN— ❞

❝ HECK. ❞

❝ GOTTA FUCKING BLAST. ❞

❝ That’s my cue to blast outta here. ❞

❝ GOT ME MOTHERFUCKING MCSHOOK. ❞

❝ Thoroughly shooken. ❞

❝ LISTEN— ❞ 

❝ Trust me, I’m a professional. ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw myself off of a fucking bridge. ❞

❝ I’m convinced I was a cat in a past life. ❞

❝ Inject caffeine directly into my veins, please. ❞

❝ I literally have a ‘white people voice’ for when I’m being polite. ❞

❝ I sound like a fucking twelve year old. ❞

❝ I got a tiny ass head. It’s like a fucking golf ball. ❞

BITTER SHIT.

❝ _____ is the literal bane of my existence. ❞

❝ I hate you. …I’m kidding. ❞

❝ Yeah, well, he’s/she’s/they’re a manipulative cunt, so. ❞

❝ I’m gonna punch you in the fucking mouth. ❞

❝ I’m small and bitter like an espresso. ❞

❝ I am Denatonium benzoate, aka the most bitter substance on the planet. ❞

❝ *facepalm* ❞

❝ *frustrated groaning* ❞

❝ I hate _____ with every fiber of my being. ❞

❝ I will kick your fucking ass. ❞

❝ Don’t you fucking dare. ❞

❝ I get it, I’m fucking short. ❞

LOVEY SHIT.

❝ You mean a lot to me. Like, seriously, a fucking lot. ❞

❝ I do it because I love you. ❞

❝ *fondly* Fucking nerd. ❞

❝ *fondly* Dumbass. ❞

❝ You are my absolute favorite person. ❞

❝ *heart eyes* ❞

❝ Don’t even fucking think about leaving without giving me a hug. ❞

❝ *whining noises and grabby hands* ❞

❝ There he/she/they go(es), the love of my life. ❞

❝ It’s literally unfair how attractive he/she/they is/are. ❞

❝ Look at how pretty he/she/they is/are, I’m gonna fucking cry. ❞

❝ I just wanna smooch his/her/their face. ❞

❝ JUST LOOK AT HIM/HER/THEM! I’M GONNA SCREAM. ❞

MOM-FRIEND SHIT.

❝ I am mom-friend. ❞

❝ You best not be fucking texting and driving. ❞

❝ Do you want ____? ❞

❝ Please don’t do that, you’re worrying me. ❞

❝ Listen, my job is to make sure everyone else is okay. ❞

❝ ‘Drink water kids!’ I say as I am severely dehydrated. ❞

❝ ____, that’s not good. ❞

❝ Who do I have to fucking fight? ❞ 

ANGSTY SHIT.

❝ I hate myself with every fiber of my being. ❞

❝ I’m just really fucking scared. ❞

❝ I’m sorry that I love you. ❞

❝ I’m sorry that I’m like this. ❞

❝ What’s wrong with me? ❞

❝ God, this happens every fucking time. ❞

❝ I loved her/him/them. And she/he/they fucking abandoned me. ❞

❝ I don’t know what I’m doing. ❞

❝ Why the fuck am I crying? ❞

❝ I’m getting bad again. ❞

❝ It’s like everything goes in one ear, out the other with you. ❞

❝ I’ve told you time and fucking time again that it makes me feel like shit, and yet you still do it. ❞

❝ I look and feel like absolute shit. ❞

❝ It’s nothing, I’m fine. ❞

SLEEPY SHIT.

❝ I’m so fucking exhausted. ❞

❝ I really wanna just sleep. ❞

❝ I need to just sleep for like 17 years. ❞

❝ I could literally fall asleep anywhere. ❞

❝ I’m gonna pass out in the middle of the hallway. ❞

❝ I’m already fucking tired. ❞

❝ If I sit still in one place for like 30 minutes, I will fall asleep. ❞

❝ Can I just nap instead? ❞

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FAMILY     REFERENCES    /     SENTENCE    STARTERS  .

i    :     in reference to siblings .

❝ i’m not here to see you. i’m here to see your brother/sister. ❞

❝ so, how many siblings did you say you had again? ❞

❝ sometimes i wish i had a sibling or two. ❞

​❝ where ever my brother/sister goes, i go. from now on. ❞

❝ i have a long lost sibling out there somewhere. ❞

❝ you are like my brother/sister. ❞

​❝ you are brother/sister to me. ❞

​❝ you are the brother/sister i never had. ❞

​❝ no offense but, your brother/sister scares me. ❞

​❝ if you brother/sister knew about us … come on. ❞

​❝ me and my siblings don’t get along that well.  ❞

​❝ i never knew you had a brother/sister. why didn’t you tell me? ❞

​❝ i always wondered what it would be like to have a twin. ❞

​❝ for a twin, you all look nothing a like. ❞

​❝ i have a twin brother/sister somewhere out there. ❞

​❝ my brother/sister and i don’t get along anymore. ❞

​❝ hey, we should invite your brother/sister to come with us. ❞

❝ me and your brother/sister, we might .. kind of … like each other. ❞ 

​❝ my brother/sister would have liked you. ❞

​❝ you remind me of my brother/sister. ❞

​❝ sometimes i just think about what my brother/sister might do. ❞

​❝ me and my siblings go everywhere together, what did you expect?  ❞

​❝ my brothers/sisters are always into trouble but not me. ❞

​❝ i’m the only good sibling between me and my siblings.. ❞

ii    :     in reference to parents .

❝ so, your parents turned out to not be your actual parents.. ❞

❝ i didn’t realize we were at that point in our relation/friendship to meet parents. ❞

❝ i thought you might of wanted to meet my parents. ❞

​❝ no offense but your mom(s)/dad(s) scare me. ❞

❝ i’m not sure that your parents like me very much. ❞

❝ wait, you want me to meet your parents? ❞

​❝ my parents are going to freak out if they find out. ❞

​❝ are you insane? my parents will kill me, bring me back, then kill me again! ❞

​❝ my mom(s)/dad(s) are fighting again.. ❞

​❝ your parents give me hope that love does last. ❞

​❝ i don’t even get along with my own parents, let alone yours!  ❞

​❝ i think we should definitely call our parents. ❞

​❝ my mom(s)/dad(s) will know what to do, trust me. ❞

​❝ wait, you want me to lie to my parents? ❞

​❝ my parents took my phone, so i couldn’t text or anything. ❞

​❝ i can’t go, my parents want me to either stay in or go with them somewhere. ❞

​❝ my mom(s)/dad(s) called yours and so, that’s how i know. ❞

❝ wait, my mom(s)/dad(s) called you? why? ❞

​❝ my parents are grounding me, i’m not sneaking out anymore. ❞

​❝ okay, just let me go ask my mom(s)/dad(s). ❞

​❝ i asked my mom(s)/dad(s), she/he/they said no. ❞

​❝ what your parents don’t know won’t hurt them, right?  ❞

​❝ hey, i think your mom(s)/dad(s) are starting to like me finally. ❞

​❝ so, you just found out that you were actually adopted? ❞

iii    :     in reference to children .

❝ cute kid, is he/she yours? ❞

❝ do you have any kids? ❞

❝ wouldn’t you like to have kids some day? ❞

​❝ how many kids would you want to have in the future? ❞

❝ do you ever think of having kids with me? ❞

❝ i have a kid, things are different now. ❞

​❝ i’d rather hang out with my kid than hang out with you. ❞

​❝ you can walk with me to pick my son/daughter up from school if you want. ❞

​❝ i don’t think i’m really ready to have anymore kids, what about you? ❞

​❝ so, you have kids? how many? ❞

​❝ i’ve raised enough kids to know better than that. ❞

​❝ hey, she’s/he’s just a kid, leave she/he alone. ❞

​❝ you’re really good with kids. ❞

​❝ wow, i’ve never seen anyone so good with kids before. ❞

​❝ i’m really good with kids considering i have one of my own. ❞

​❝ sometimes i think i should just have more kids. ❞

​❝ i’m good at a lot except for being a parent, it seems. ❞

❝ i’ve seen you with your kid, you’re doing a fine job. ❞

​❝ the hardest thing to do is to raise my son/daughter. ❞

​❝ you worry too much, i’m sure you’re daughter/son will be fine. ❞

​❝ i met your daughter/son, he/she seems wonderful, sweet almost. ❞

​❝ i like the idea of having kids more i think.  ❞

​❝ it’s natural as a parent to worry for their child, relax. ❞

​❝ my child drives me crazy but i love him/her and wouldn’t have it any other way. ❞

iv    :     in reference to all the above .

❝ i’m leaving town, going to stay with some of my family. ❞

❝ today is the day i meet with my real family, wish me luck. ❞

❝ you are more than family to me. ❞

​❝ my whole family decided to come into town and stay a bit. ❞

❝ are you worried about meeting my family? because you shouldn’t. ❞

❝ have you seen my family? crazy is an understatement. ❞

​❝ i wish i had a family, but i’ll never know the feeling. ❞

​❝ you are lucky to have a family, that’s all i’ve ever wanted. ❞

​❝ i will do anything and everything for my family, no matter what. ❞

​❝ you are family to me, more so than some of my actual family. ❞

​❝ it’s the closest thing i’ve got to a family.  ❞

​❝ this family is falling a part and it is all your fault! ❞

​❝ you’re the reason our family is the way it is now. ❞

​❝ i don’t think your family likes me very much. ❞

​❝ i have a complicated relationship with my in-laws. ❞

​❝ what’s it like to have a family? i’ve never known. ❞

​❝ one day, we are going to have a family of our own. ❞

❝ do you want to start a family with me one day? ❞

​❝ i have a really big/small family. ❞

​❝ where is your family? ❞

​❝ i don’t have a family. ❞

​❝ we are not family anymore.  ❞

​❝ we’re no longer family as far as i’m concerned. ❞

​❝ if you mess with any of my family then you’re messing with all of us. ❞

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@ohbrilliiant gets a random starter!

      it’s the end of another eventful day for the fam, as the doctor says. they spent most of it running around in the purple woods of a planet of feline-humanoids, trying to find the source of some strange happenings. but now it’s all over, & they’ve swung by the best ice cream parlor on this side of the galaxy.

      yaz is sitting in the doorway of the TARDIS, peering out at the supernova they’re parked in front of as she eats her ice cream.