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Sam, whilst throwing an apple at Bill Ferny: “Fuck off!”
Me, daydreaming: Hm. If I were allowed to place one “fuck” in the whole of the LOTR series, where would it be?
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maybe the real philosophers stone were the friends we made along the way
Van Hohenheim sent me this
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I feel like this post is meant to be some sort of hypothetical but that’s the plot of an actual episode.
Katara: aang how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?
Aang: the best revenge is letting go and living well
Katara:…
Katara: zuko how do I get-
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live action lion king spoiler alert
Sorry I haven’t been posting guys, got a lot on my plate. Also! Reminder that while TPG will continue to update on Tumblr for the time being, people leaving can find me also on Twitter, Tapastic, Webtoons, Instagram and Facebook! Click the links!
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Eat your gods
#okay but this is basically malazan book of the fallen in a nutshell#Eat your gods? the great ravens among many others#eat out your gods and let the gods eat you out? Tavore and T'amber#eating out with your gods? Tehol and Bugg#man that series was a wild fucking ride
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As long a people are bringing up alternatives to tumblr and since I have yet to see someone mention it, why not reddit? I actually got fed up with tumblr’s bullshit over a year ago and pretty much moved there (which is why I am barely active here anymore). It takes a while to get used to at first but it’s miles better than tumblr or twitter (which is the alternative I see suggested the most).
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Female, presenting nipples.
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lol female presenting nipples. I don’t know why I find that so funny. Like what does that even mean? Is there an awards analogy that I am not understanding here?
#obviously this isn't funny to a lot of people#i know some people rely on tumblr as a way to promote content to make a living#and there are those who use it as an outlet#but it is fucking hilarious
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Tag yourself I’m ‘sampler of drugs’
#fatuous pauper#i want to make a move into random walling but i hear it's a tough career to break into
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PLEASE ENJOY YOUR MEAL!! My website – My Instagram – See me on Webtoon!
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By the way I am not saying it is better than the other episodes, or even that good. The plot isn’t really original or intriguing, it doesn’t further the overall story and It doesn’t move any character in their respective arcs either. Hell, I’d go as far as call it boring and predictable.
Which is why I don’t understand why I can’t stop thinking about it.
The Cowboy Bebop episode Pierrot le Fou transcends entertainment and enters into the realm of high art.
Like, I don’t think I’ve ever really grasped what postmodernism is until I saw it.
#i think i saw god in that episode#weeks later it's more or less the only thing i remember from that anime#it's like an art piece that speaks to your soul directly in a language your brain can't translate#and i gotta say my soul isnt enjoying the conversation
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The Cowboy Bebop episode Pierrot le Fou transcends entertainment and enters into the realm of high art.
Like, I don’t think I’ve ever really grasped what postmodernism is until I saw it.
#the entire anime gave me existential dread but this episode man#and the music#jfc the music is more than creepy#it's downright haunting
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Elephant Rock, Iceland
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“Yeah. Listen, I’m Zaphod Beeblebrox, my father was Zaphod Beeblebrox the Second, my grandfather Zaphod Beeblebrox the Third… ” “What?” “There was an accident with a contraceptive and a time machine.”
The restaurant at the end of the universe
I’d forgotten how funny Douglas Adams’ writing is to me.
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