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How are you, Death? It's been a while since we heard from you. How is everything?

"I wish I could say things were going well, but truthfully they could not be going worse. Apologies for the absence, it has been weighing on me greatly."

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Hey Death, I have some news that you may not like. I don't know if you've been paying attention to what's been happening in hell, but now the exterminations will be every six months instead of a year. That means you have twice as much work.

"I have been informed of this rumor. While I appreciate the enthusiasm, I can assure you that it is still merely that: a rumor."

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Merry Christmas, Death.

I hope you have a vacation soon.

"I appreciate the well wishes, and I have taken the day off for myself. Not quite a vacation, but a welcome break nonetheless."

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Hey Death, out of curiosity, do you have your own summoning ritual? You know, to summon you?

And if so, have you ever been summoned?

"No. It would be inconvenient if humans were summoning me while I was in the middle of something."

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Acts of Affection

Send in a symbol from YOUR muse to see how MY muse will react to yours!  For the ones where YOUR muse gives or says something to mine: WILD CARD! Your muse can pick the item, sings a specific song, or says a specific thing!

Family/Platonic:

✩  Grooming, brushing, or tending to their hair.

✪  Rubbing their back after a stressful day or disappointment.

★  Cooking them their favorite meal and feeding them.

✬  Making them their favorite hot beverage.

☼  Cuddling on the sofa next to each other.

☀  Singing them to sleep.

☆  Getting them something they need before they ask for it. 

☄ Leaning your head on their shoulder while they talk.

✥ Play fighting!

❃  Mussing their hair or tugging at their clothes (a hat, sleeve, etc.)

Shipping/Romance:

♥  Laying by their side and watching them while they sleep with a fond smile.

♡  Kissing the corner of their eyes.

❥  Running your hand over their arm and gently pulling them close.

❤  Whispering sweet nothings in their ear. 

❦  Holding hands and nuzzling somewhere ambient and low-lit.

❣  Staring deep into their eyes with adoration.

ღ  Rubbing your leg against theirs under the table.

ℒ  Pulling them into a hall/alley to kiss them passionately.

￡ Brushing your hand over or gently squeezing their bum.

Ω Running a hand over their collar bone or décolleté.

Sexual/NSFW:

✖  Soft nips at the neck and shoulder line.

✗  Bathing, washing, or soaking together quietly after sex.

♦  Body worshipping their naked form, slowly.

✚  Painting honey dust, edible paint, or other soft brush strokes on their body.

✦  Giving a sensual massage.

♢ Straddling their lap and holding their face to yours for a deep kiss.

▲ Dressing them up in lingerie (or gear) with gentle attention.

▽ Running your hand between their thighs, and splitting their legs apart.

► Unzipping their clothes free and kissing their neck.

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Death do you have a favorite herbal tea for your headaches or aches?

"I personally enjoy peppermint tea, though I've used ginger tea when I'm out of the former."

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Have you ever gotten sick? How do you deal with it?

"I've dealt with my fair share of headaches, but if you are inquiring about normal sicknesses then my answer would be no. Death doesn't take sick days."

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If this has already been asked, please forgive me I'm not very bright. I know how you feel about ghosts, people who walk between life and death, ect. But... what about people who die, but don't stay dead? Like say, if someone is killed, but a day later they're walking around the mortal realm as if nothing ever happened? Or people who are supposed to be dead, by all means they should be dead, but they're just... not. Also I should clarify I don't mean zombies, zombies dont count.

"The dead coming back to life doesn't happen as often as one might think. I have been there, at the sides of numerous hospital beds when someone's heart has failed them, only for them to be resuscitated not very long after. In such cases, I will usually depart until they have met their true end...whereupon I will return to collect them."

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Hi sorry yeah the brain worms won today. Don't mind me I'm just gonna do this if that's ok with you sir *Gently scoops Death up and gives him a warm hug and a kiss on the top of the head* Thank u for ur time sir I just wanted to make sure you get your daily affection *poofs away*

"What-"

Death barely had time to react before the anon had vanished. His eyes narrowed and he let out a huff. If security breaches like this were happening, he would need to have another word with Brad.

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On the occasions that you have passed through the Pride Ring, have you encountered any of the Overlords? And if so, have they tried to talk to you?

"As if any overlord with common sense would be caught outside during the extermination. And no, none so far have attempted to approach me let alone speak with me."

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It seems you know the physical embodiment of Time. How do you get along with him?

"He attempted to stage a coup with Life to try to gain control of my establishment. Needless to say, we are hardly on speaking terms outside of business."

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Has any Exorcist ever tried to attack you? They seem crazy enough to try it.

"Only if they desire to wind up deceased themself. So far, none of them have attempted it. One cannot kill Death in a way that matters."

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Have you met Adam by chance? He seems to be the one who leads the Exorcist angels during the day of Extermination in Hell.

"No, but he should learn to do his job properly. I have enough work on my own plate as it is without having to deal with the mound of paperwork on hellborns that are either purposefully killed by his underlings or get caught in the crossfire every year."

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Are you planning to get a costume for Halloween? Or have a costume contest at the company?

I think it would liven up the place.

"We have a Halloween party every year, of course, and I always encourage my employees to dress up. They come up with some intriguing costumes, I will say, though I don't usually dress up myself."

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*Leaves a tasty little bucket of candy for you and a mini Death plush* Happy Halloween Death! :D

Death perked up at the sight of the candy and plush. "Well, this is new. I don't often receive gifts from strangers. Still, I appreciate it."

They tucked the plushie of themself into the folds of their cloak, and fully intend to sample the candy later after making sure it was safe for consumption.

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Have you visited Hell lately, Death? Has something interesting happened?

"I suppose it depends on your definition of interesting. Death in hell is a foregone conclusion, though usually I visit to collect the hellborns as the sinners here have already had their death long resolved."

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Halloween's back!!!

I'm with you death, Halloween's my favorite holiday too :)

"I've already prepared my office with jack-o-lanterns, plenty of candy, and spooky props. I'm quite eager to see the employees' costumes this year!"