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I couldn’t resist 🥲✨ the links are below!

p.s Rosalie and Alice’s are my favorite 😩👌🏻

Carlisle & Esme

Edward & Bella

Alice

Emmett

Rosalie

Jasper

The Volturi

The Wolf Pack

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Like, why are there that many zombie movies anyway? 'Cause if it's supposed to, like, draw a parallel about leprosy, my cousin had leprosy, ok it's not funny, you know? And, like, is it supposed to be a metaphor for consumerism?

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The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) dir. Chris Weitz

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I need that whole scene

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Bro Charlie’s kinda a savage

I’m rewatching breaking dawn and Bella’s getting ready for the wedding and Charlie gives her the comb thing to put in her hair and he’s like “ hers something old besides your mother” like what a savage. I love him lmaoo

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bella thinking it’s james when emmett jumped on her truck as she was driving away from her house

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THE TWILIGHT SAGA → catch-phrases

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Could you act human? I mean, I’ve got neighbours. twilight (2008)

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Human Rosalie ♡

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no thoughts just vibes

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u know when i was 12 i just kinda assumed the cullens' cover story worked bc a 23 year old is obviously an Adult and no one would question why or how he adopted like five kids between the ages of 17 and 20 but now that im in my 20s i have come to the conclusion that everyone in forks knows the cullens are vampires bc they all took one look at carlisle "i look like im fresh out of undergrad but im a doctor i swear" cullen and his gaggle of nearly-adult "children" and collectively called bullshit

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Edward: Recent evidence has shown that vampires may not be immune to COVID-19, so you better wear your MASK!

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I just realized in twilight edward tries to dance with bella and it’s really awkward and she goes “I can’t dance” but in breaking dawn part 1 jacob asks her to dance and she trusts him and takes his hand and he gracefully picks her up and spins her around and she’s grinning ear to ear...

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RIO DE JANEIRO in Breaking Dawn: Part 1 (2011)

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The Denali Coven in The Twilight Saga

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idk if this is universal but I’ve been into Twilight for so long that it’s ingrained into my subconscious. I see a buff man? Emmett. I see a maternal figure? Esme. A yoga studio?  Renee. A patch of sunshine or warmth, or a moment of happiness? Seth. This is my burden.