retiredlevi

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Legolas to the fellowship: I’m afraid we can’t mansplain, manipulate, malewife our way out of this one boys

Gimli: *raising his axe* Murder it is!

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Legolas by Rene Gross

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the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself

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i apologize

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What If Glorfindel Joined the Fellowship of the Ring?

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Accept gifts without protest

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some games are small games. they go in your hands. other games are big games. they go in the the TV. small games are usually ok in the TV but big games don't belong in your hands under any circumstances. trying to make them small hurts them ok? ok.

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I feel like Thranduil has two moods when it comes to his son:

1. Roasting him at the dinner table.

2. Wordlessly cuddling him by a stream.

Also, when he thinks Legolas is being cute, he's mentally doing this:

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i would pay several hundred dabloons to see orlando bloom play a book-accurate legolas. i completely understand how they probably had to tone his character down or else he would’ve taken all the spotlight lol, but can you imagine orlando bloom fucking SCREAMING at the sight of a balrog

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I am what you made me 🩸

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Love me again.

I promise I’ll be what you want this time.

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Maybe I should’ve watched the hobbit sooner cause oh my gosh thranduil is so fucking beautiful

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⤐ a son is a mirror in which the father sees himself

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Bilbo: -and then Thorin went crazy! He's always raving about gold and gems and how you guys are trying to steal his treasure! He's even threatening the rest of the Company because he thinks one of them is hiding the Arkenstone as if "Stealing shit" isn't literally in my job description and contract, and on top of all that-

Thranduil, barely paying attention: why is this Hobbit wearing my son's baby clothes?

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Whenever I am down, I remember that this picture exists and immediately feel better <3