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“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
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Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the ridiculousness of American pro-gun arguments. x x
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i just made myself a new twitter account so hmu mates
{@/omhowell}
i’ll start following back!!
#fandoms#dan howell#phil lester#dan and phil#danisnotonfire#amazingphil#thomas sanders#dodie#dodie clark#doddleoddle#jessie paege#sherlock#luke cutforth#lukeisnotsexy#emma blackery#twitter#interactive introverts#fall out boy#panic! at the disco#pray for the wicked#the hillywood show#hilly hindi#hannah hindi
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Intertwined Tour | 18/03/17
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Is This Actually Funny or Am I Just Sleep Deprived? A novel by me
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where do boys get off thinking they’re better than girls have you seen the difference in powerpoint project quality
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It’s weird when you realize the person you once told everything to now has no idea what’s going on in your life
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TAG GAME! Haven’t posted in a while, thanks for the tag @p0lar0idh0well
RULES: Bold the statements that apply to you, italicize your aspirations, and tag 6 people.
🍃 AIR: I have small hands • I love the night sky • I watch small animals and birds when I pass them by • I drink herbal tea • I wake to see dawn • The smell of dust is comforting • I’m valued for being wise • I prefer books to music • I meditate • I find joy in learning new truths from the world around me
🔥 FIRE: I don’t have straight hair • I like to wear ripped jeans and overalls • I play an organized sport • I love dogs • I am not afraid of adventure • I love to talk to strangers • I always try new food • I enjoy road trips • Summer is my favorite season • My radio is always playing
🌊 WATER: I wear bracelets on my wrist • I love the bustle of the city • I have more than one set of piercings • I read poetry • I love the sound of a thunderstorm • I want to travel the world (but I’m still kind of scared) • I sleep past midnight most days • I love dimly lit diners and fluorescent signs • I rewatch kids’ shows out of nostalgia (but they’re never as good as they have been) • I see emotions in colors and words
🌿 EARTH: I wear glasses • I enjoy doing the laundry • I am a vegetarian or vegan • I have an excellent sense of time • My humor is very cheerful • I am a valued advisor to my friends • I believe in true love • I love the chill of mountain air • I’m always listening to music • I am highly trusted by the people in my life
💫 AETHER: I go without makeup in my daily life • I make my own artwork • I keep on track of my tasks and time • I always know true north • I see beauty in everything • I can always smell flowers • I smile at everyone I pass by • I always fear history repeating itself (especially in relationships) • I have recovered from a mental disorder • I can love unconditionally
(tagging at random so sorry for any spam) @love-randomblog @taylor-swift-has-hella-good-hair @spuddychan @mcrk1llj0ys @willnetries @socially-youtube
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one of the worst parts of college is when you don’t wanna go to class and you think “well……. i COULD skip…….” and then you gotta talk yourself into sucking it up, being a responsible adult, and going to this goddamn fucking stupid class you goddamn fucking hate so goddamn fucking much
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new video! my mission to find happiness (and more things to put in my mouth)
Trying To Live My Truth
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having a romantic bath with this special guy
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how do people get in relationships like how does that even happen how do u get the universe to align in ur favour like that
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When opening a can, are you an “open as far as it will go” or a “stop opening when I hear the pss” type of person?
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