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Elric being carried bridal style by both men and women is one of my guilty pleasures.

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how have we regressed so much as a society where gawain and the green knight is way more queer in the 14th century poem than the 2021 film. where is the lord and lady bertilak bisexual polycule? the milf morgan le fay/guinevere toxic yuri?

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Sir Gawain be like:

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you've come by a fortune in winning such wares, were they worth what you paid?

redraw!

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the thing that gave you anxiety attacks for 2 years straight will be resolved on a random Wednesday morning btw

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the sword of destiny has two edges or whatever

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Maps from the Young Kingdoms from Elric of Melniboné by Michael Moorcock.

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– Charles Vess

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genuinely irritated about the prevalence of brother-sister character designs where the brother has a huge nose and the sister has a tiny nose. 1) why are you a coward who hates the joy and beauty of women with big noses 2) have you looked at any real human siblings lately 3) why do you appear to think the nose is a secondary sex characteristic

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Sir Pe(a)r(l)cival

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it is so important that you are a little bit ugly. please get comfortable with having unplucked eyebrows and nonexistent jawlines and wrinkles. let your blue hair grow out into an uneven pale green and your clothes be old and mend them and modify them until they’re unique to you. wear lipstick which doesnt compliment your skintone and mismatched outfits which went out of fashion 5 years ago. be a little bit too loud and a little bit too passionate and as weird as you can be because oh my god there is nothing more disturbing to me than perfection. beauty is manufactured and sold to us and you need to realise that you are a fucking animal to live a joyful life I am so serious. you cant obsess over aesthetics forever please just live messily and make your body your home however you please.

if you dont do it for you, do it for all the teenagers who will see u in the street and know that they are not obligated to be attractive

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the dragon princess

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The 9th Inktober doubles as a sacrifice:

Blood and souls for my lord Arioch.

]:->

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DnD mermay by @ maloviyua (inst) day 1 - Sun Elf ✨