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i made a discord for horror fans, if yall want to join

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The short of Stephen-Steph- is it pronounced Stef or Steve? Cause Stephen is pronounced Steven...

steve. it wouldn't make sense as stef, considering, as you said, stephen is pronounced steven.

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Hi, Ed nygma x reader smut imagine request (in season 4, from Ed's point of view) the reader is Ed's girlfriend (she's name is Daisy and she is his partner in crime too) and she is funny, brave, vengeful, sensitive, loyal, very honest and aggressive when she is really mad and physically she is fair skin, thin, is height 1.56, small waist and beautiful legs, black hair in a bob cut, expressive dark brown eyes, small nose and heart lips. Please and thanks 😊😃

couple of things here.

first things first: neither of the mods have seen season 4, or at least not in its entirety. we don't much write for gotham outside of earlier seasons, if at all anymore.

second: we don't do personalized requests like the type of fic you want.

in either case, this blog is pretty much dead. with school/college prep, both the mods have moved on to less committed writing styles, and we simply couldn't keep up with the flow of requests we had with only two people.

sorry for the inconvenience.

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Atticus’ Writing Blog

Hey! I haven’t been active much here but I just started up a new writing blog at @rottenroaches 

Most of it is nsfw but check out the tag page to see the fandoms I write! Asks are open too 

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NSFW Alphabet | Remus Lupin

Request: “ Would you do that full alphabet thing with Remus Lupin? 🙊🙉🙈 Thanks x ” + “ Would you feel comfortable doing the alphabet for Remus Lupin? If not it’s totally fine. ” 

Warning(s): nsfw under the cut, gender-neutral reader

yeah, you can still tear this faceclaim hc from my cold dead hands

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Extremely affectionate. He’s pretty affection-starved himself, and he highkey projects it. 

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Your neck. He loves kissing it, resting his hands on it, even burying his face in it. There’s something so intimate about it, and he loves it.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Always always always wears a condom. Always. And really, even then, he always pulls out.

Because lycanthropy can be passed down genetically, you know.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Really loves when you wear his clothes. It’s kind of a possessive thing (not that he’s overly possessive, he just likes the idea of everyone knowing how much he loves you), but it’s mostly because it reminds him that you’re (very openly) with him - out of anyone, you chose him and that means the world to him.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Not really. He’s pretty reserved, honestly. He doesn’t date around, and he would never get that intimate with someone he didn’t really, really care for.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

No visual, sorry LMAO but I figure a descriptor is better fitted here

Anything where you’re on top of him? Definitely not because that way he gets to see all of you, pff...he would never admit it but that’s absolutely why

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He occasionally uses humor to relieve his anxiety, but for the most part he’s pretty romantic about it all.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Not overly, he doesn’t have a whole lot of time to keep up his appearance.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Super into the romantic part of it. He wants, first and foremost, to know you’re enjoying yourself. He uses sex as an extension of his affection for you. 

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He honestly much would prefer to get himself off than ask you for sex. He doesn’t want it to seem like that’s the focus of the relationship. If he has any urges, he takes care of them, otherwise he waits for you to make the first move.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Praise, for sure. He loves hearing compliments from you, it’s a self-esteem thing mostly.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Somewhere far, far away from everyone, where he knows James and Sirius won’t be able to barge in and ruin it like they do most other things.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

For sure seeing you in his clothes.

He’s also a fan of using sex as a form of stress relief, if you’re up for it.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He’s not into anything that would hurt you (even intentionally) or put you in any sort of embarrassing situation (anything in public, etc).

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He absolutely prefers receiving, though he’s shy to admit it.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Remus is for sure on the slow/sensual side. He really just wants to be able to enjoy it as a form of intimacy.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Not a fan. He takes things pretty seriously in your relationship, he finds quickies diminish the significance of sex and what it means to him and what it means for you both as a couple.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He’ll try new things at your request, but he’s not keen on risk-taking himself.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Generally only one. He’s tired all the time as it is.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Nope. Doesn’t own them, doesn’t use them.

Mostly too embarrassed to buy any.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He’s not big on teasing you, but he’s absolutely not opposed to you teasing him, if that’s what you want.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He tries to keep quiet, really, but he’s not the best at it. He’s easily embarrassed by the noises he finds himself making at times, but he simply can’t help it.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Contrary to popular belief, an approaching full moon actually decreases Remus’ sex drive. His mood drops, and his self-confidence plummets. In the days before and after the full moon, Remus pretty much secludes himself from any sort of intimacy.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Remember that fake tweet from (I think it was) Buzzfeed, about all the HP characters/their underwear? Yeah.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

I feel like this is a repeat of my wild card headcanon, but it’s pretty average, but drops frequently due to the moon cycle.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Fairly quickly. He’s pretty tired as it is, the added exhaustion is more than enough to make him crash hard.

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Would you do that full alphabet thing with Remus Lupin? 🙊🙉🙈 Thanks x

posting later today!

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hey! a few months ago i asked if you guys would be ok with maybe doing a edward nygma/trans male reader fluff but i never really seen anything come of it, i was just wondering if maybe it got lost or it didn’t come in..?

never got anything for ed and a trans reader that can be classified as fluff. tumblr tends to eat asks sometimes, plus we really haven’t been all that active. sorry nonny.

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Hi I was wondering if you could do a nsfw alphabet for Arkham riddler? Thank you !

hey, nonny. nsfw alphabet requests are actually closed right now, indefinitely. we made a post about it here, so unless it’s already on our list, unfortunately we can’t say if or when we’ll be able to get to it.

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ship/tag thing?

We got tagged by @color-efcbcf (a while ago) to do this, so let’s go! 

rules: answer these 10 questions and tag 10 people

tagged by:   @color-efcbcf

tagging: if any of our followers wants to do this, go on i suppose.

ultimate otp: 

Newt/Hermann - Atticus

honestly, same -- widow

a ship you’ll always love: 

honestly, Winslow/Phoenix will always have a soft spot in my heart - Atticus

hannigram. -- widow

current obsession: 

flyingrotten’s hannistag au - Atticus

newmann, but like...lowkey (not) -- widow

a ship you never thought you’d like:  

Batman/Riddler - Atticus

dee/the waitress? just two galpals(tm) -- widow

a ship you liked but don’t like anymore: 

Medic/Sniper (TF2) The game is completely ruined for me now so :I - Atticus

rose/the doctor. i thought it was alright for a while but it dragged on way too long -- widow

a ship you think should be canon: 

Newt/Hermann again - Atticus

what do you mean newmann should be canon. it is canon. u will never convince me otherwise. -- widow

a canon ship you hate: 

Joker/Harley (I know their relationship is done but it gives me the creeps when people still ship them) - Atticus

tommy/grace. don’t get me wrong, i love seeing tommy happy, and i love grace as a character, but i think her marriage to tommy reeeeeally was the death of her character....metaphorically. and literally. whatever. the point is, she was this independent, badass female character, but after she got married to tommy (for the short time they showed) she was just...a house-wife. it seemed really oddly out of character and disappointing, and was a waste of a genuinely interesting (and strong) character. -- widow

a ship you’ve been shipping for years:

gonna be honest with you: none. i don't much care for shipping really, hence why i write the fics i do. (as i've said many times) i still love to write certain characters' personalities, but i don't do shipping. so i do reader inserts instead. -- widow

I don’t really know I mean I don’t ship stuff often so I’m with Widow on this one - Atticus

a ship everyone loves but you don’t care about: 

nygm////bblepot. never saw it as much more than a manipulative, toxic relationship where both sides try desperately to exploit the other (*cough* @ oswald intentionally setting riddler free despite ed's literal begging for his own benefit *cough*). there's cute fanart here and there that i'll reblog to support the artists, but i really just...don't care. -- widow

I used to really love that ship but I had to stop watching Gotham after a while. It’s the main reason why I only write season one Edward stuff now. - Atticus

favourite rarepair: 

Batman/Riddler once again - Atticus

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ -- widow

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Herald of the Morn || William (Westworld) x Reader

Summary: You and William would much rather stay in bed than get up for work. 

Request: (from @transowenharper ) how about some fluffy william? 🤔🤔 maybe just some domestic early-morning “i don’t want to go to work” (alternatively, late night “i just got home and work was rough today”) cuteness with his s/o? he needs some love tbh

Word Count: 1,023 Warnings: PG-13 levels of like? physical contact, the mildest of language, I may have gone overboard with sappy feelings but ur in my house u play by my rules

A/N: The title comes from that one scene in Romeo and Juliet with the nightingale and the lark, where Juliet tries to convince Romeo not to leave her room. So let that influence the mood if you so choose. xo

Keep reading

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sooo could you write headcanons about how Michael, john and Arthur (maybe had tommy) reacted respectively when they saw their girlfriend (the reader) with the rope around her neck, ready to be hang and how they reacted when they were all safe ? you know, season 4, when the three boys arrived in a room with three ropes for each one of them. And like the reader already has the rope around her neck when they arrive It's confused sorry

posted

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S/O Sentenced to Death | Tommy/Michael/John/Arthur

Request: “ sooo could you write headcanons about how Michael, john and Arthur (maybe had tommy) reacted respectively when they saw their girlfriend (the reader) with the rope around her neck, ready to be hang and how they reacted when they were all safe ? you know, season 4, when the three boys arrived in a room with three ropes for each one of them. And like the reader already has the rope around her neck when they arrive It's confused sorry ” 

Warning(s): mentions of death, gender-neutral reader

A/N: sorry this is so short, there wasn’t a lot i could think of for this

Tommy

stays calm

doesn't say anything, honestly

makes eye contact for sure

gives you a look that says everything

that being “I’m sorry, I love you”

doesn’t believe you should be there, and blames himself for the whole thing, but maintains his composure with the thought that you’ll at least die together

Michael

refuses to make eye contact

but also stays calm

does mumble an “I’m so sorry”

probably tears up, but tries his best not to cry

just as he thinks he’s about to die, he lets out an audible “I love you”

John

flips his shit

yelling about how you shouldn't be there, you’ve done nothing wrong

more angry than afraid

but god is he still afraid

maintains your innocence the whole time

Arthur

“No, God, please”

looks right at you with an apologetic look, tearing up

cries silently

is both terrified and angry

pleads quietly for you to be let go

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Widow, I love your Jonathan Crane fic!!!

thank you nonny !!! ♥️♥️

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Hi! When you can, could you make another 🎵 with Jonathan Crane? Thank you so much!

I’m so sorry I didn’t answer this ask sooner, especially with how old it is now. But here it finally is, after too long of a wait. - Atticus

Warning(s): Existentialism(I guess?)

Space Oddity - David Bowie

I’m stepping through the doorAnd I’m floating in a most peculiar wayAnd the stars look very different today

Edward had always picked at Jon about his work habits. Saying how the stress wasn’t good for him, and he should relax more. Jonathan would say he was perfectly fine with how he is and wasn’t planning on changing. Though as the pains in his back and joints grew to be less and less bearable, Jon thought about the idea more and more.

One warm night, where the stars shone bright and the moon’s light washed over everything Jon took it upon himself to spend a few hours enjoying the night. So many times before in his life he had come across people who were terrified of the night. If it was the darkness the night was known for the best, or maybe even the moon or what goes bump in the darkness while everyone slept.

Either way, it did not concern Jon what those people were scared of but if he could surround them with that feeling fear. A sudden rush of adrenaline and anxiety as terror gripped their very soul. That’s what Jonathan enjoyed. 

All of his interested did not center around fear, as some people might not expect. Being more bookish in nature, Jonathan had a love for studying since he was young. The more things he could learn about the better. Staring up at the stars and moon, as dark, thin, clouds drifted on by, Jonathan reminded himself of one of his earlier studies, space. The never-ending vacuum of nothingness instilled fear in him when he was younger, but that fear soon turned into sheer curiosity. He would spend his time late at night in the library, crooked nose deep into whatever book about space he could get his skeleton hands on.  

Though in learning more about space, the topic of time came up more and more. At that time in his life (and still sometimes now in adulthood) Jon would think about time, why do other people have more time on earth than others? Why do some people waste their time and others think they’re using their time well? He wouldn’t think of those questions now as much as he did when he was younger but the thoughts where still there sometimes. 

The thought of being able to end someone time here so easily sent a weird spark of energy through Jon. Just as the stars and planet would eventually die, we would too, can we wouldn’t be able to control it as much as we would want to. Planets would crash into one another as so would people, no control over that really.

The thought of not having control over his life didn’t worry Jon though, because that meant he could do whatever he pleases .

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I loved reading the 🎵 Jonathan Crane ones! Please keep the Crane fics coming!!!

i know this wasn’t exactly a request but you inspired me to do another one, oops.

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Request: “ I loved reading the 🎵 Jonathan Crane ones! Please keep the Crane fics coming!!! ”

Word Count: 609 yikes it came out longer than expected

Warning(s): this wasn’t exactly a request but i wanted to do another 🎵 with jon anyways, so here’s to you nonny, since you enjoyed them so much!, gender-neutral reader, bit of cynicism from everyone i suppose

Dashboard - Modest Mouse 

“well, we scheme, and we scheme, but we always blow it we've yet to crash, but we still might as well enjoy it”

“Well that was fun,” you leaned against the door as it shut, still out of breath.

“What was fun?” Jonathan closed the book he held, setting it on the coffee table as he stood.

“Oh, nothing. Just did a run up to the corner store is all.”

“I told you, I would prefer if you didn't attract attention to us.”

“Well yeah but where's the fun in that?” you finally straightened your posture as Jonathan neared you, his hand taking your face, turning it this way and that, inspecting you almost.

“You’re hurt.”

“Gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelette -”

“Perhaps we could make something different then,” his voice was low, but he released your face, turning towards the bathroom.

“Oh, but I like omelettes!” you sat down on the couch, relaxing back into the cushions.

Jonathan soon returned, a plethora of medical supplies in-hand.

He laid out everything on the table before you, then took his seat next to you, once again forcing your head in whichever direction he deemed appropriate.

“I don't understand why you insist on making a scene out of everything you do.”

“I don't understand why you try to be so quiet about things. Doesn't the chase give you a rush?”

“No. I don't want notoriety, I want results.”

“Well it does for me,” you turned your gaze away from him.

He sighed, “This will sting.”

He dabbed at one of your open cuts, sending you reeling back with a hiss.

“Relax,” he commanded in a rather cold tone.

“It hurt.”

“I told you it would. If you hadn’t have been so reckless, we wouldn’t need to be doing this is the first place.”

You sat the rest of the time in silence, Jonathan judgingly patching you up, you sitting in a pouting quiet, waiting for him.

He finally leaned back, content with his work. Without a word he stood again, regathering the first-aid and returning them to the medicine cabinet.

“Thanks, by the way,” you stood as well, shrugging your coat back on and readying yourself to leave.

He nodded slightly in acknowledgement, glancing hesitantly at the book he had been reading when you entered the apartment.

“I got the stuff you wanted, though,” you pulled a multitude of prescription bottles from your jacket pockets, scattering them on the table below you.

“Of course, that’s why I asked you to do it in the first place.”

“I thought you didn’t like my methods?” “I don’t. But I never said they were inefficient. You did well.”

You shrugged awkwardly, looking away from him again.

“What are you, uh, using all this stuff for again?” “Nothing you need to worry yourself with,” he broke his gaze from the table to meet yours, “Just know that you were of service to me.”

“Yeah, well it’s my job, I guess, omelettes and all.”

“Pardon?”

“The, we were talking earlier about - nevermind.”

Jonathan nodded hesitantly, understanding but a tad concerned, “Perhaps you hit your head a tad harder than I thought.”

He gathered the bottles in one arm, and with a step towards you he used the other to, for the third time, inspect your face a tad closer. His fingers brushed along your neck, lingering at its base. You felt his ice-cold stare pierce your being, you shuddered slightly at the feeling of his hand wrapping itself around your neck, accompanied with that near-apathetic look he gave you.

“I have work to do, feel free to stay as long as you’d like,” he finally released you from his grasp, continuing past you.

“I think I’m gonna make myself an omelette.”

“Just don’t make a mess.”

send a 🎵 and a character name and i’ll put my music on shuffle and write a drabble based on my favorite line from the first song that plays

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a bit of a glimpse into our inbox right now, and there’s at least eight more of these types of requests.

for that reason i’m officially closing nsfw alphabet requests, as not only does it take a while for each one to be written, but both atticus and i id as gray/ace and it’s hard for us to write these at all. when i opened them, i figured we might get one or two requests here or there, but honestly it seems to be that’s the only kind of request we’re getting anymore, so...sorry guys. i’ll try to get to what we have, but we won’t be taking any more.