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more of B. Dylan Hollis’ baking TikToks - sentence starters

1. “When I think of zucchini, I think of good barbeque, summer salads… men. Just not dessert.” 

2. “I hate zuchinni. It doesn’t taste bad, it just makes me feel insufficient.” 

3. “I’m guessing the flavor profile is going to be cholestrol.” 

4. “Some dishes aren’t amazing, but they are innately comforting, and this is a prime example. Like a hug on a plate.” 

5. “I don’t need instructions. I’m single.” 

6. “At least its hot garbage.” 

7. “It’s a demon quiche!”  

8. “That isn’t a typo, this is is delibrate. Someone published this! And got paid for it!” 

9. “Can I start making assumptions now?” 

10. “Do you know what a salad is? Because whatever you think is - is wrong!” 

11. “At least nothing hatched.” 

12. “It’s not dinner time until you add a pack of gelatine to some water!” 

13. “You know what stings more than a knife, _____? Rejection.” 

14. “No veggies allowed!” 

15. “It’s a cat food recipe!” 

16. “I hate cottage cheese. It looks like its listening to me.” 

17. “Now that’s just a good cookie. It is distinctly different, but good.” 

18. “No spices for you!” 

19. “There’s no Jell-O in here, just the dark arts.” 

20. “The taste is good, it’s like Christmas, but it’s unpleasantly slimy.” 

21. “Look who’s fallen from grace. Shame.” 

22. “Yes, this definitely is one of these salads, which definitely isn’t a salad, because ______ is unsupervised and they can’t be stopped.” 

23. “You don’t measure this in calories. No, you measure this in years taken off your life expectancy!” 

24. “Is it good? No. Is it bad? No. It’s sugar!” 

25. “Go ahead, feed this to a child. You’re going to yeet them into orbit.” 

26. “It’s known that here in ______, they’ll deep-fry anything that isn’t bolted to the earth, including zucchinis, hot dogs, and several species of large bird.” 

27. “Don’t bake these, they’ll be flatter than my butt.”

28. “Are you ready to die? Yeah, me too.” 

29. “This is perfection. I don’t know what else you want me to say. Whoopsie, they’re gone!” 

30. “This is enough to incapacitate one medium child.”

31. “You sure this wasn’t meant for a bird?” 

32. “This takes a while to come out. Don’t worry, I did too.” 

33. “This is culinary terrorism!” 

34. “Tastes like a bookshelf! Books included!” 

35. “Never been down here, have you? Welcome.” 

36. “We’re pacifiers. No… we’re not pacifiers…. Pacifists!” 

37. “In ______, this recipe is actually protected by law. Bake it wrong? To jail!” 

38. “I love oats. They taste like grandparents.” 

39. “I did have to convert this entire recipe from grams into freedom units.” 

40. “Nothing quite says ‘autumn’ like an apple… except pumpkin, or seasonal depression.” 

41. “Living large tonight, ______! We got oats!” 

42. “I’m not making fun of the Great Depression… I am making fun of the Great Depression.” 

43. “They look dead, but my house smells amazing!” 

44. “Fall. Winter. Fireplaces. Beautiful! The very definition of ‘simple, yet brilliant’.” 

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"Never.'

“One by one we bite the dust

Kick the bucket and begin to rust

Give up the ghost when your number’s up

We all fall down

Ashes to ashes, bones to paste

You’ll wither away in your resting place

Eternity in a wooden case

We all fall down.” Darius sings softly to himself as he sharpens Memory.

(Open starter)

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"With all due respect, You can't wash down and eat away ingrained dogma."

Raum sighed before spitting blood in a direction opposite of Noel. Chances were he'd been nervously gnawing again.

40. “Nothing quite says ‘autumn’ like an apple… except pumpkin, or seasonal depression.” (Noel)

"The Librarius and Apothecarion always said the autumn downpour on Corinal was a chance to wash the blood from our hands. Season depression, it is then."

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"Hrm."

Raum went back to idly fidgeting with his surgical tools.

“One by one we bite the dust

Kick the bucket and begin to rust

Give up the ghost when your number’s up

We all fall down

Ashes to ashes, bones to paste

You’ll wither away in your resting place

Eternity in a wooden case

We all fall down.” Darius sings softly to himself as he sharpens Memory.

(Open starter)

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"Perhaps being so long lived would make one less fatalistic?"

“One by one we bite the dust

Kick the bucket and begin to rust

Give up the ghost when your number’s up

We all fall down

Ashes to ashes, bones to paste

You’ll wither away in your resting place

Eternity in a wooden case

We all fall down.” Darius sings softly to himself as he sharpens Memory.

(Open starter)

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40. “Nothing quite says ‘autumn’ like an apple… except pumpkin, or seasonal depression.” (Noel)

"The Librarius and Apothecarion always said the autumn downpour on Corinal was a chance to wash the blood from our hands. Season depression, it is then."

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more of B. Dylan Hollis’ baking TikToks - sentence starters

1. “When I think of zucchini, I think of good barbeque, summer salads… men. Just not dessert.” 

2. “I hate zuchinni. It doesn’t taste bad, it just makes me feel insufficient.” 

3. “I’m guessing the flavor profile is going to be cholestrol.” 

4. “Some dishes aren’t amazing, but they are innately comforting, and this is a prime example. Like a hug on a plate.” 

5. “I don’t need instructions. I’m single.” 

6. “At least its hot garbage.” 

7. “It’s a demon quiche!”  

8. “That isn’t a typo, this is is delibrate. Someone published this! And got paid for it!” 

9. “Can I start making assumptions now?” 

10. “Do you know what a salad is? Because whatever you think is - is wrong!” 

11. “At least nothing hatched.” 

12. “It’s not dinner time until you add a pack of gelatine to some water!” 

13. “You know what stings more than a knife, _____? Rejection.” 

14. “No veggies allowed!” 

15. “It’s a cat food recipe!” 

16. “I hate cottage cheese. It looks like its listening to me.” 

17. “Now that’s just a good cookie. It is distinctly different, but good.” 

18. “No spices for you!” 

19. “There’s no Jell-O in here, just the dark arts.” 

20. “The taste is good, it’s like Christmas, but it’s unpleasantly slimy.” 

21. “Look who’s fallen from grace. Shame.” 

22. “Yes, this definitely is one of these salads, which definitely isn’t a salad, because ______ is unsupervised and they can’t be stopped.” 

23. “You don’t measure this in calories. No, you measure this in years taken off your life expectancy!” 

24. “Is it good? No. Is it bad? No. It’s sugar!” 

25. “Go ahead, feed this to a child. You’re going to yeet them into orbit.” 

26. “It’s known that here in ______, they’ll deep-fry anything that isn’t bolted to the earth, including zucchinis, hot dogs, and several species of large bird.” 

27. “Don’t bake these, they’ll be flatter than my butt.”

28. “Are you ready to die? Yeah, me too.” 

29. “This is perfection. I don’t know what else you want me to say. Whoopsie, they’re gone!” 

30. “This is enough to incapacitate one medium child.”

31. “You sure this wasn’t meant for a bird?” 

32. “This takes a while to come out. Don’t worry, I did too.” 

33. “This is culinary terrorism!” 

34. “Tastes like a bookshelf! Books included!” 

35. “Never been down here, have you? Welcome.” 

36. “We’re pacifiers. No… we’re not pacifiers…. Pacifists!” 

37. “In ______, this recipe is actually protected by law. Bake it wrong? To jail!” 

38. “I love oats. They taste like grandparents.” 

39. “I did have to convert this entire recipe from grams into freedom units.” 

40. “Nothing quite says ‘autumn’ like an apple… except pumpkin, or seasonal depression.” 

41. “Living large tonight, ______! We got oats!” 

42. “I’m not making fun of the Great Depression… I am making fun of the Great Depression.” 

43. “They look dead, but my house smells amazing!” 

44. “Fall. Winter. Fireplaces. Beautiful! The very definition of ‘simple, yet brilliant’.” 

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"I don't have an answer for that. At least, not one that makes sense."

“One by one we bite the dust

Kick the bucket and begin to rust

Give up the ghost when your number’s up

We all fall down

Ashes to ashes, bones to paste

You’ll wither away in your resting place

Eternity in a wooden case

We all fall down.” Darius sings softly to himself as he sharpens Memory.

(Open starter)

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Starter Call!

Who wants a visit with the Vampiric Good Boi? Anyone? Anyone at all?

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"That's...quite fatalistic.'

Raum remarked, idly fidgeting with his nartheciun.

“One by one we bite the dust

Kick the bucket and begin to rust

Give up the ghost when your number’s up

We all fall down

Ashes to ashes, bones to paste

You’ll wither away in your resting place

Eternity in a wooden case

We all fall down.” Darius sings softly to himself as he sharpens Memory.

(Open starter)

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I don't have a problem. You have a problem.

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"It's already collagulating. Leave it be."

Raum set the bandages back in the cabinet and returned to his writing, pulling up notes on a dataslate.

There is a neophyte latched to Raum's arm. Raum can not detach them. Please help.

Sanguinius instantly moved to help Raum. "Little one, quit chewing on your brother."

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Raum flinched and remained silent before he reached into a cabinet for a chew toy for the neophyte and into another to find bandages for himself.

There is a neophyte latched to Raum's arm. Raum can not detach them. Please help.

Sanguinius instantly moved to help Raum. "Little one, quit chewing on your brother."

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"Please, stop! I taste of poor life choices and anxiety!"

Raum keeps trying to shake them off.

There is a neophyte latched to Raum's arm. Raum can not detach them. Please help.

Sanguinius instantly moved to help Raum. "Little one, quit chewing on your brother."

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Send a symbol for your muse to find mine...

🌷- Alone

🥀- Dying

🤕- Injured/sick

☠️- Dead

🐥- Alive

😈- Possessed

👻- As a ghost

😼- Transformed into an animal/monster

🦋- In a joyful mood

☔️- In a somber mood

☀️- Overheated

☃️- Shivering from the cold

💫- Dazed and dizzy

💦- Crying

🍇- Extremely hungry

🏇🏻- Being chased

🗜- Stuck in a trap

🔮- In a dream

🛌- Bedridden

📖- Reading/studying

🎍- Tending to a shrine/visiting a grave

🌼- Caring for some plants

⭐️- Stargazing

☄️- In a dangerous situation

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Raum does not understand.

Raum is confused and concerned.

The horrible little Beast bites Raum. Not in a sexy way. In a you're-not-patting-me-so-fuck-you way.

Raum frowned at the terrible, terrible creature but pet it nonetheless.

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Y'all aren't making this easy, are you?

You ever look at an anon and you think you're certain who is it and you just want to call them out but there's a vague possibility of being wrong that keeps you from doing so?

Just me? Aight.