“Call me a Boston girlie ‘cause I have Massivehugetits.”
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drags myself onto here… I’m so sorry my little Merlings for depriving you all of Content™️
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Brings a knife to a gun fight but I throw the knife so perfectly it collides with your bullet and they both explode in the air and while you’re still trying to process what happened I’ve already eaten the rest of your bullets
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you can be a dickhead to me but my whimsy will always haunt your narrative
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Not to be a bastard, but, I am
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i'm not a shoplifter but i believe in their beliefs
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new year starts in march. i dont care
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happy pride month pt. 2 😘🌈
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“Today’s one my favorite days out of the year. Get it? Because…because it’s 6/9…”
They are trying SO hard not to start laughing.
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