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F.R.I.E.N.D.S (1994–2004) S05E07 | The One Where Ross Moves In

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Fictional Men That Make Me Feral (Part 1)

Yes you read that correctly. No I will not elaborate.

Tier 1: I can fix him (no I cant)

Albert Wesker - Resident Evil & Dead by Daylight

Glasses. Gloves. God complex. He looks like a mistake I’d make twice.

Revenant - Apex Legends

Yes he's a murder robot. Yes I'd let him dismantle me. No I will not explain.

Ramattra - Overwatch 2

He preaches peace while tearing the world apart. I heard his voice and decided being the problem was fine.

Darth Marr - Star Wars: The Old Republic

Dark Council member. Ruthless. Somehow my type.

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I'm not just a bitch, I'm a bitch with a backstory

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I love this trend (on tik tok) lmao

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hastily slapped this together in a few seconds

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this is what I was built for.

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I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

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Fanfic tiktok is wild... I see so many people saying shit like "I could never read anything below 60k!!", or "What story can you even tell in under 5k words?" or "A oneshot below 10k isn't even a story!" or "I always filter completed fics by 100k< only!"

And I'm like...

A) which fandoms are you reading fics for where you have this kind of offerings on the regular?

B) have you heard of short stories? If you truly think every story NEEDS to be longform to connect with people, I sincerely feel sorry for you.

C) Average novel length is between 50k to 100k. I'm sorry, but CONSISTENTLY demanding fic writers to push out fics of that length is insane. Just think about it: YOU DEMAND AUTHORS TO PUT OUT FICS THAT COMPARE TO COMMERCIAL NOVELS IN LENGTH (AND QUALITY) AS A BASELINE.

Yall are wilding.

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Don’t be deceived by his eyes! 👀

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A Gentleman’s Word (2/?)

Pairing: Harry Hart x Kingsman!OC

Warnings: Unrequited Love, pining, mild language, mentions of death

Summary: Evelyn and Harry meet with Merlin and Arthur where they find the truth of Lancelot’s death. 

Word Count: 1532

Chapter One

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A Gentleman’s Word (1/?)

A/N: I originally posted this story on Wattpad back when the first Kingsman film came out. This is the new rewrite of the original story. This is my first ever fic on Tumblr, so if the post comes out weird or if there’s any errors. I will be actively updating this story, at least one a week since I am in the process of rewriting the original. I hope you guys enjoy it!

Pairing: Harry Hart x Kingsman!OC

Warnings: Mentions of death, unrequited love, pining, mild language.

Summary: Evelyn Wicker and Harry Hart have been inseparable since their time at the Academy. After being initiated into Kingsman the two worked side by side to ensure success. The only kick is Evelyn’s deep-seeded love for her counterpart which at some point begins to interfere with her work. After their near death (and the death of Eggsy’s father) the two both have a common goal; to right the wrongs. The recent death of James, better known as Lancelot, allows Harry to finally make good on the vow he took all those years ago. Evelyn is torn once she receives the news that Harry has been put into a coma after the incident with Professor Arnold, and she has to make a choice. But is it the right one?

Word Count: 1216

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Things I do as a writer:

Not write

Daydream

Cry over fictional characters

Complain about my book not writing itself

Wait for inspiration

Write a sentence

Scroll through Pinterest

Delete a sentence

Daydream again

Not write