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That won’t be necessary. We need a statement, not a manifesto. The holy city will be enough for the day.

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)

Ben Mendelsohn as Director Orson Krennic

2/2

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Some friends and I were talking about the Kylo ren stuff and like. The only way Reylo could’ve worked was if Rey joined him and had Rose take her place in the heroic trio and how Finn Rose and Poe grapple with that betrayal and having to potentially kill their old friend.

dark as hell...........but it could work on a textual and political level too. white women do join up with fascists all the time and injure/abandon the marginalized people they were bonding with beforehand. Finn, Poe, and Rose all being people of color who'd have to deal with the fallout of what amounts to Rey's personal issues in the face of fascist violence is actually kinda juicy wait

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Googled for dyad

The two times we see it in star wars it's a man and woman romantically involved with one another forming a bond that transcends space and time and is so deep and unfiying. This is catholic as shit lmao

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Carrie Fisher as Leia Organa STAR WARS: EPISODE IV - A NEW HOPE (1977)

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"Everything dies. In time, even stars burn out."

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STAR WARS: RETURN OF THE JEDI (1983) dir. Richard Marquand

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AHSOKA TANO The Clone Wars: Old Friends Not Forgotten

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But reylo really is the most heterosexual ship out there because the man’s violence and anger and general immaturity are taken to be romantic and the woman’s clear feelings of disgust/hatred/fear of the man are completely ignored.

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follow up to this post. knight time

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jedi but they're actual knights

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Han turns to Princess Leia. They look sorrowfully at one another, then Han moves toward her and gives her a final, passionate kiss. // Han and Leia's eyes lock; the moment seems suspended in time. [...] Another shared look between them, as she smiles up at Han.

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Me being against proship is not : "censor, take down, no one should be allowed to talk about this"

Me being against proship is: "people aren't going to like you if you romanticize pedophilia. I am allowed to not want to be around you, cut you out of my life, whatever, because you romanticize disgusting, serious, awful things that happen to real people. And I'm not the only one who will"

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“baby’s first fandom” SHUT THE FUCK UP 😭

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I can’t do this alone. I need you in command with me.

FINN AND POE DAMERON IN STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER Five Year Anniversary - December 19, 2019.

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Now imagine how uncomfy it would be to walk if your feet were injured! Like Iman's feet are now :(

Help her get treatment for her feet!

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an incomplete list of batshit wild things that happen in the darth plagueis novel:

darth plagueis murders someone in front of a crowd by holding her hands to hide the force lightning that's boiling her blood - and completely gets away with it

plagueis interferes with a shapeshifter changing forms, forcing them to be permanently stuck in the transition phase looking like two different species

plagueis experiments on his rival's midichlorians for over a decade, killing and reviving him multiple times until his organs give out

darth sidious installs his lightsaber into a piece of art he keeps in his office and just doesn't use it again for like 30 years

plagueis uses force speed to move faster than the falling rain

plagueis and sidious pull out a man's still-beating heart and eat it

plagueis survives an assassination attempt by deliberately stopping two of his hearts and letting himself bleed out just enough that the assassins assume he's dead

sidious murders a senator by burning him inside some curtains and watching him roast alive

plagueis' home gets fucking nuked