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i think it's fucked up that there are plants that decided they wanted to eat meat

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late night reminder to self: your depressive episode will not last forever. it will have an end. tonight will not be the end of you.

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Disney tip: want to skip those long lines? Easy. Drone strike

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i was a kid asking questions like "when you say to rate my pain on a scale of 1 to 10 do you mean relative to what i have experienced before or what i could theoretically experience in the future because what if i say 8 and then later i get twenty billion papercuts and i realise relative to that this pain is a 1" and they would reply "just focus on what you know, you literally had your foot ran over by a ford focus" and id say "well exactly but it could have been both feet which i know would surely be worse" and it still took years to diagnose me as autistic

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cutest thing about human biology is how they get sleepy after eating. sorry brain is offline due to digestion, check back later

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you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

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it's good that we're saying "i don't feel guilty about pleasure im not Catholic" but we also need to start saying "i don't feel self-righteous about being overworked I'm not Puritan"

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I don’t think finding Bigfoot would really change anything.

Like, it’d be cool to find a species of ape that’s native to North America, but it wouldn’t like, change the way we think about the world.

It would probably look a lot like every other great ape, it would probably act like every other great ape… Once it stops being a cryptid, it would just be normal. You could probably go see one at a zoo.

I mean, gorillas were only fully described by western science circa 1840. The novelty was probably there for a couple years, but wore off pretty fast.

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this whole 'writing' part of being a writer is so hard

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Parkthur

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Lets be carried by mama

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It’s PRIDE MONTH and wanting to start with this little remembrance from queer people in the past.

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musk changed his AI to be nazi, because he's a nazi. here's the future of AI

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has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive