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Someone please draw Tinky like this

new least favourite animal discovered. WHAT THR FUCK.

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Wilbur Cross takes up cooking as a hobby.

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For your final gift, I grant thee starlight

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Lords in Black Sensory Headcanons - Touch

I probably think way too much about how eldritch abominations would feel when you pet them. They aren't always in physical forms, but when they are:

Pokey: The slick, long strands of algae on a river rock. Soft mycelium and near-intangible whisps of white mold. The damp, velvet-like texture of a mushroom cap. Leaves a cool, moist feeling clinging to you, like when you play with certain textures of slimes, that lingers no matter how often you try to wipe and dry off your hands.

Blinky: Delicate down, with an occasional sharp shaft that stabs into you without warning once you start to feel comfortable. The well-worn, half-felted, pilly texture of a favorite childhood toy that someone you thought loved you threw out behind your back. The slightly stiff curl of feathery eyelashes brushing against your fingertips.

Tinky: A high piled shag rug, left to rot in a house that's been abandoned and untouched for seventy years. The rough, shaggy fur from childhood visits to a petting zoo, gritty from rolling in dust and dirt and shavings, the grease of lanolin coating your fingers. Dense, tangled mats, crusted with drool and rot under his broken jaw and dangling tongue.

Nibbly: A coarse boar bristle brush that feels like it will scrape off layers of your skin like a lion's tongue if you don't stop touching it. Fuzzy, built-up plaque. A teratoma with hair and teeth buried in wet flesh. The warm, almost feverish peach fuzz when you pet a sphynx cat. Soft, luxurious human hair that curls through your fingers.

Wiggly: The softest, most perfect lovechild of a chinchilla and the plushest minky fabric you've ever felt. The sweater you got that feels amazing to wear but you're afraid to put it on because once it gets dirty and washed it will never be as soft again. A doll you run your hand across because it looks like it will have a Good Texture(TM) and you're right and it's so nice to feel you pick it up and carry it around while you shop without realizing, and now you have to buy it because you've been holding it this whole time and its feelings will be hurt if you put it back.

BONUS:

6. Webby: Wood splintered so finely it's almost soft when you touch it. Urticating hairs and the prickle of hundreds of legs running across your skin. The soft stickiness of old cobwebs heavy with dust. Moss and lichen blanketing old, gnarled bark. The invisible clinging of a web you didn't see and walked through. The finest silk, cool, smooth, and sleek beneath your fingers.

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My headcanon of Nibbly is he's actually kind of the most reasonable of his brothers. Deals with him are usually strictly transactional, and he's not going to go out of his way to monkey paw things and screw you over - you pay him a good enough price, and he'll fulfill his end of the bargin with little fuss. (This does mean he's the least flexible in bargaining- Wiggly might accept an off-the-wall tribute because he finds it funny, but Nibbly Set His Price and you're going to pay it, or you're going to BE the sacrifice)

It's one of the main reasons he has a healthy and thriving cult that has lasted for so long.

the nibbly ditty implies that all nibbly wants is a sacrifice to eat, but also a cuddle and a hug. they keep going on about how he's allegedly quite friendly???

"[...]but he's cuddling up on up on you"

"throw him a bone and he's drooling all over you"

"he's chomping at the bit to cuddle on up on you" (wow nibbly must really like cuddles if they're saying it twice)

like ik its sniggles saying it and they work/serve him but compared to wiggly and blinky, he honestly seems really chill lmao

Feed him and he'll be your best friend, apparently xD

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They are absolutely seething they did not catch the funny sex number on their own posts.

Also like 90% sure they only know it’s a funny number and don’t really grasp why.

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"reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a strong motivation to write fanfics" actually it's comment nice things on your favorite authors' fics to give them each a strong motivation to write fanfics

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Have some unfinished sketches, because I don’t know if I’ll finish any of them!

 Featuring:

1. A little doodle of a cute version of Tinky’s “kaiju” form. I guess I was trying to do chibis?

2. A big Tinky I was going to do but where I lost steam trying to draw fur in the lines;

3. My first concept sketches of Wiggly (wherein I decided him being sleepy was Very Important); 

4. Ruth/Nibbly, because I think Ruth would explode if a hot femboy paid attention to her, and Nibbly just knows if he can talk Ruth into actually pursuing her desires she’d be so delicious;

5. Wiggly and a body pillow, because I like giving him lots of silly octopus traits so he is a very cuddly evil god who likes to squeeze things and this is a weeb blog.  I think it was going to be Kris Kringle from Santa Claus Goes to High School on the pillow? and

6. More Wiggly sketches with some anatomy stuff I was trying to figure out - he’s kind of built like a bird in his torso/legs, his legs are actually just arms he braided into grasping “toes”, he has lots of sharp beaks filled with more teeth and tentacles, all his suckers are lined with sharp teeth and hooks. Also his other most important trait besides sleeping and snuggling - squeezing into spaces.

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~*~You should know that my first act as Divine Prophet was to set fire to the Cinnabon as a sacrifice to a dark god.~*~

A successful trip.

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Same brainworms!

how do you do fellow humans

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Saw some Ted-Paul-Emma and Pete-Richie-Ruth appreciation posts as Joey-Jon-Lauren playing central trios for their respective musicals, and now I’m sad they didn’t really interact with one another as their primary antagonist roles in Black Friday.

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Not sure if I'll ever get around to drawing it or not, but if Wiggly has to appear as an adult man, he'd just be feral Gary Goldstein, with a crown pattern on the tie around his head.

Solomon tries Holding Court With the Void, and suddenly what looks like his lawyer is lounging on his desk looking like he's coming off a week-long bender.

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Did anyone else use to get videos popping up in their shorts of some heirloom pork farm where they spent a lot of time and effort giving the pigs a ton of varieties of natural forage and great fields and forests to roam and nest in?

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saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

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Lords in Black Plotting Headcanons

Potentially controversial ranking of the Lords in Black from Most to Least strategic (or maybe just Most Complicated to Simplest plans):

Tinky - Fucking obviously. Everything is so pre-planned and calculated all he has to do is nudge someone and everything plays out exactly how it needs to like the world's worst Rube Goldberg Machine. Partially why he tends to fixate on individuals and taking them apart over and over again instead of bigger world-ending disasters. Less variables, and he can learn everything about them, which makes for more refined plots. Absolute control freak, especially for how little he actually involves himself once things kick off.

Wiggly - Unlike Tinky, he tends to leave wiggle room variability in his plans, and just works out contingencies on how to counter victims' counter moves instead of stopping them. He wants people to be able to struggle and fight back and think they have a chance, just so he can rip it away and prove he's that much better than everyone else. Fully willing to accept a lesser outcome so long as it means someone else is losing.

Blinky - Has worked out the exact percentages needed to overcharge for sub-par churros at what humidity point to drive a happy marriage into a messy divorce before lunch, and a murder-suicide by snack time. Can spot weak points ten dimensions over and work out how to exploit them. Willing to spend the time and effort setting up a slow burn of small annoyances and breadcrumbs over time to lead to a spectacular meltdown. HOWEVER, he has absolutely zero patience for any sort of deviation or failure. First sign something isn't going his way, he's throwing a fit and rushing in to force an outcome instead of working to fix it.

Nibbly - HEAR ME OUT. Out of all his brothers, Nibbly's the one who has an active cult that is successfully operating through the current day, with regular worship, rituals, and sacrifices. I don't think he's simple-minded, I think he's just worked out how to domesticate us the most efficiently. He offers petty rewards, and powerful humans are fighting to the death for the opportunity to hand-feed him. He has a system that works, and there's no point in trying to ruin it with over-complicated plots and schemes which is kind of ironic for a guy who loves the taste of blind ambition.

Pokey - Most controversial ranking, I know. He has scenes and set pieces planned out to the smallest details. Blocking? Perfect. Dialogue? Genius. Lighting? Gorgeous. How to get his victims to those scenes??? Um... Build the hive? Zerg rush with infected until victory is inevitable?? He deploys the bare minimum strategy to get the ball rolling with infection, but quickly throws away advantages for the sake of ~*~aesthetics~*~ and drama. Listen, you don't need complicated tactics when you can swarm with unkillable drone bodies from every angle, and the faster you can assimilate people, the faster you can get to the fun stuff.

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Was at a very midwestern reception for a local art museum unveiling its new Japanese art collection, and my parents were shouldered out of the way by a 30-something year old guy in an almost exact Richie fit so he could take pictures of one of the sculptures. 

Have a quick sketch of Richie as that dude I threw down during one of the speeches.

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My insecure ass had to add what I was referencing just in case it's gone out of favor.

Ya dun goofed, Spankoffski.