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Schlatt took a new card before discarding a few of his own, a not quite happy look on his face as he looked over his cards. Schlatt had always been good at keeping an unreadable expression or falsely expressing something when he wanted to, A couple more slow turns past before Schlatt set down a couple of melds himself, seeming to surprise the older anarchists who’d assumed he had nothing.

“That’ll have to do this time”

When they were married, Schlatt and Quackity often played cards together. If they weren’t fighting it was a common way to end the night. It didn’t matter what card game specifically, because there was always a second, semi secret game going on at the same time. This second game consisted of Schlatt and Quackity both cheating at cards as much as physically possible until the other figures out how they are cheating and calls them on it. As one can imagine, this made for many completely peaceful and quiet nights

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Schlatt hummed softly as he looked over his cards. He’d made a point of mentioning while they were setting up that he wasn’t certain the last time he’d properly played rummy, joking that they might have to put up with him being a tad slow while he remembered which were the real rules and what had been "house rules" as he called them.

“I’ve won with a worse hand” he mused, noting the way Philza rolled his eyes. He’d been grateful for the seating arrangement. Philza and Techno had spent the first half of the evening making sure Schlatt knew they had not forgotten his actions back in Manburg.

When they were married, Schlatt and Quackity often played cards together. If they weren’t fighting it was a common way to end the night. It didn’t matter what card game specifically, because there was always a second, semi secret game going on at the same time. This second game consisted of Schlatt and Quackity both cheating at cards as much as physically possible until the other figures out how they are cheating and calls them on it. As one can imagine, this made for many completely peaceful and quiet nights

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*Schlatt and Fundy at the Las Nevadas bar closing up for the night*

F: “Hey Schlatt, what’s your last name? I need it to close down this thing and the computer keeps rejecting what I put in”

S: “…kid my last name is Schlatt”

F: “what? I thought that was your first name?”

S: “you thought my parents named me Schlatt? No my first name is Jay. What did you think my last name was?”

F: “I thought it was Underscore, like Tubbo’s”

S: “No Underscore was Tubbo’s Mother’s last name”

F: “ooh. ..so why do people only call you Schlatt?”

S: “I don’t know, ask the people calling me that”

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When they were married, Schlatt and Quackity often played cards together. If they weren’t fighting it was a common way to end the night. It didn’t matter what card game specifically, because there was always a second, semi secret game going on at the same time. This second game consisted of Schlatt and Quackity both cheating at cards as much as physically possible until the other figures out how they are cheating and calls them on it. As one can imagine, this made for many completely peaceful and quiet nights

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This was all fine and good for Manburg’s favorite toxic couple, but later, after revivals Schlatt is dating Wilbur and is invited over for a family dinner for the first time. Wilbur suggests a game of cards after they eat, and Schlatt must consistently remind himself to not cheat the blood god and Death’s angel

…well maybe Philza, just slightly

When they were married, Schlatt and Quackity often played cards together. If they weren’t fighting it was a common way to end the night. It didn’t matter what card game specifically, because there was always a second, semi secret game going on at the same time. This second game consisted of Schlatt and Quackity both cheating at cards as much as physically possible until the other figures out how they are cheating and calls them on it. As one can imagine, this made for many completely peaceful and quiet nights

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When they were married, Schlatt and Quackity often played cards together. If they weren’t fighting it was a common way to end the night. It didn’t matter what card game specifically, because there was always a second, semi secret game going on at the same time. This second game consisted of Schlatt and Quackity both cheating at cards as much as physically possible until the other figures out how they are cheating and calls them on it. As one can imagine, this made for many completely peaceful and quiet nights

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Teenage best friends sweaterduo and their kids (Tommy is basically Wilbur’s kid) who are best friends

Wilbur and Schlatt are a little beat up from getting in fights with others (those nerds were absolutely not popular). I also added blue patches to Tommy’s clothes and Tubbo’s wedding ring to Ranboo

This is not meant as a ship of Tommy and Tubbo btw!

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Does it hurt kinda like how a cat gets declawed and it hurts?

It’s done when you’re really young so I don’t remember but I assume there’s some numbing. I never let Tubbo’s get docked and I didn’t have younger siblings so I’ve never seen it happen.

It does make it uncomfortable to sit or lay certain ways though even now, and is annoyingly sensitive

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Is your tail docked?

It is. A lot of more traditional families will have tail docked so they’re about half the usual length. It’s only for aesthetics, not to help anything like an actual sheep. Really it’s just annoying

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Dream has been spending time in a windowless box getting tortured by your ex husband. I'm sure time has slipped by for him too. What if when he's released he's changed like you have?

Because last I checked he did escape his box and the first thing he did was try to mess with Tommy again.

If he’d stayed in there and was released normally we still probably wouldn’t be friends, if that’s what you’re asking. We never got along very well

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If everyone here is a criminal what's the difference between you and Dream?

I’m not an active threat. I spent, what was for me, 15 years in limbo for what I did

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Have you ever seen All Dogs Go to Heaven? Consider–

Wil as Charlie, Schlatt as Itchy, Tommy as Anne-Marie and Dream as Carface

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I have not seen it but it is on my list of things to watch

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How joyous let's rename this server from dream smp to criminal smp to deter and scare off anyone who is looking to migrate or join with.

People would just assume it’s a joke and come anyway. Might as well let them show up and then leave when they realize what they’d have to deal with.

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I love living in the wild west, gimme the shittiest whiskey you have no ice!

The shittiest? Ok suit yourself

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Now that you mention it, most of the folks here are criminals ranging from murder to i dunno, torture i guess. This server is a bloody cursed place. Where's callahan when you needed him???

Nobody around here is really "innocent", some things can be excused because it was to protect someone or something along those lines, but basically everyone is a criminal

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Living in the Greater SMP continent isn't about who's right and wrong. It's about living near your favourite war criminal.

That sums it up pretty well

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Yes you're back and he wanted that cookie, but I mean in the whole vain of till death do us part? Like he got sick of her and instead of going through a divorce like a normal person he killed her. The documentary had a lot of neighbors confirming that they fought, sometimes even in public- and they screamed a lot of ugly things at eachother. You know how Wil is always slinging threats around‐

I’m aware of how he threatens people, I’ve been on the receiving end of those plenty of times in the past. I don’t know what their relationship was like or what happened between them. Maybe he did have something to do with it or maybe she just dropped all contact and ran off.

Honestly though if I wanted to avoid every person around here who has been or had been accused of being involved in someone’s death I think it would be impossible. Most of us on the smp have done something horrible like that