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i think the muppets should preform the passion of the christ but as theyre nailing muppet jesus to the cross it makes squeaky toy noises and theyre using rubber mallets

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ella serving serious joan of arc looks in the guardian today (17/06/17)

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being at work while your personal life is falling apart has to be among the top 3 worst human experiences. You’re at your absolute lowest and someone wants to circle back on an email…… unreal

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miracle boys 🍫🐮

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hate 2 say it but british ppl had the right idea with saying whats all this then. like literally whats all this then

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maybe if i think really hard about video game character everything will be okay

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a cow and i have probably shared the same thought about how the sun hits the wild grass

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You want to fuck that old man so bad it makes you look stupid

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I was talking about my type in men and my 65 year old coworker said 'oh you like you some little princess boys'

I'm never going to come back from that

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Vietnamese countryside. Credit to caplocchanvu (Instagram).

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if i say something will you all get mad

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motorsport dudes are notoriously bad at getting over teenage situationships

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i heard they're making me the patron saint of head injuries

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hand study

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rip oscar wilde you would’ve gone fucking insane over saltburn