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You have this post till midnight September 1st 2025, you may do whatever you like with it, but afterwards reblogs will be turned off
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On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."
As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.
As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.
I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.
May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.
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it's like the old saying goes, The customer is always wrong and it's legal to kill them
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I wanna make something explicitly clear:
When that motherfucker finally dies (and it will be soon, I feel it in my bones) I don’t want ANYBODY saying shit about “okay but y’all realize we gotta deal with V*nce as president now, right-” FOR AT LEAST 48 HOURS POST MORTEM.
We get to celebrate this. We get to celebrate the death of a monster. Give us a weekend to have our parties before we get back to the severity of our fuck ass government.
For the love of Christ let us have a win.
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I am watching a mouse make a series of what I can only describe as Fuck Around Choices, and the Find Out is VERY excited to continue this little experiment.
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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis had the state pave over the memorial for the 49 Pulse Nightclub massacre victims.
Members of the community responded
🌈💙❤️💛🩷💜🩵💚💛🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✌🏻🤟🏻
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the plot chickens (becomes scared of its own premise)
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This is the kind of dope shit I would set the family computer wallpaper as once September hit
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You know how some people are like, "I always cry at weddings." I'm like that except with funerals, regardless.
#i'm pretty sure every funeral i have been to#or death of a pet#i have had to try and hold it together so i do not openly and loudly sob during the service#just today while already breaking down in tears at a funeral my mother reminded me of a time#when i was like 8-10 when one of her friends lost a pair of twins shortly after birth and I had to be removed from the service because#i was crying so much#it does not matter if i know the dead i will cry as though i have just lost the most important person in my life#i would of made a great professional mourner in another life#rambles
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