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revshoggoth · 3 months
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my favorite gif
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The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.
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Tom Cruise and I are a lot a like. We're both 5'5. We're both handsome popular and talented. We're both in UFO cults. The biggest difference between us is that he thinks mental health is real but mental illness is fake, and I think mental health is fake but mental illness is real
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revshoggoth · 4 months
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revshoggoth · 4 months
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happy "asuka died for our sins " day
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revshoggoth · 4 months
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I’d cook and eat my own entrails for her
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THE GILDED AGE costume appreciation: 2.02: "Some Sort of Trick" — Bertha Russell's white and blue evening gown
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revshoggoth · 4 months
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Homegirl hitting the boof
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revshoggoth · 4 months
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Happy New Year!
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revshoggoth · 4 months
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Now that the dust settled we can finally say that DonaldTrump was the real Bad Cinderella
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revshoggoth · 4 months
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The End of Evangelion is technically a New Years movie, but you can quibble and loophole it into being a Christmas movie.
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revshoggoth · 4 months
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Astrology is some fake shit they made up to make Pisces feel bad.
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revshoggoth · 4 months
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happy finale day to the seven other people who watch this show
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revshoggoth · 4 months
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Can you say slurs on this website?
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revshoggoth · 4 months
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I got myself a new watch for Christmas. Seems to be turning into A Thing.
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revshoggoth · 4 months
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I’d pull the lever both ways on the Trolley Problem for my little mountain wife.
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