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the opposite of that "orc can't read ulysses" is an elf who smugly delivers a lecture misinterpreting the Very Hungry Caterpillar
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I love Vren to death but every time i take the deck to the commander table immediately after i play him my opponents keep swinging into each other and they keep giving me big rats which just leads to him snowballing me to a win which is good but i want some drama you know?
Like the rest of the deck is just bloomburrow cards, assorted rats, random bulk, and removal and i havent needed to play removal in two games. Vren is carrying the rest of the deck on his 3/4 legendary rat back.
#mtg#Vren the Relentless#ive been slowly building this deck for months and now im just like#:( awww I won again...#after my opponents ignore my warnings#like i dont want him instantly removed either but he's just so powerful
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i feel like we dont point out that its christian doctrine that god thinks we all deserve to burn for eternity for the crime of being born and the only way he'd forgive us is if we completely and utterly devote our lives to him. what a fucking prick.
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Mountain lion kitten attacking mom, Bandelier National Monument, New Mexico. NPS photo.
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when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way
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Chairman! Observe as Gllang effortlessly obliterates the enemy kaiju! Truly, nothing can stand up to the might of the Castlekeep!
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random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"
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too many mfs hateful of furries no matter how innofensive the art is . why are u in a pokemon server upset about drawings of anthros i will leap across this table
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this might sound stupid but I can’t help but believe that the new wave of “birth control is actually horrible for your body, you need to get off it immediately” misinformation from influencers and the ‘natural cycle tracking’ apps suddenly being advertised is a sneaky underhanded way of causing more unplanned pregnancies that people now cannot abort. now is possibly the worst time ever to turn towards ‘natural family planning’
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