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So can TK send other things to Stanley besides the achievement coins? Weapons? Lock picks? Comedically timed anvils? Or is there a limit to what he can send from whatever plane of existence he’s on

In my mind, TK was able to send normal 1 and 2 dollar coins (Loonies and Toonies) early on when Stan had just escaped the office, but they could only in increments of 8$, so it got a little time consuming to do that.

I want to say that anything else TK tries to manifest is just coins because it's funny, but honestly, TK might be better at manifesting stuff now, who knows. If they are, they haven't done so. 🤷

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it's always "what the hell is wrong with you" and "Stanley I swear if you get blood on my rug one more time" and never "Oh wow congrats on winning the power lottery" or "that was a sick back flip Stanley"

Stanley: I'm ALWAYS saying this-

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growing up i knew i wanted to be the escaped lab experiment that the government spends billions of dollars to try and catch me

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When you have a series of one shot fics that eventually turns into a huge arc where the one shots start off all cute and fluffy before suddenly taking a very dark turn, and someone is reading it in order, commenting on the series, fic by fic, complimenting you on how cute it is, but you know what's coming.....

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20 Ways Your Character Might Self-Sabotage

(Because sometimes the biggest threat to them… is them.)

➵ Pushing people away before they can leave.

➵ Saying “I’m fine” when they’re not, and getting mad when no one sees through it.

➵ Pretending not to care so they don’t get hurt.

➵ Quitting things they love when they start to go well.

➵ Staying in bad situations because at least it’s familiar.

➵ Ghosting when things get too emotionally intimate.

➵ Joking about real pain so people don’t take it seriously.

➵ Falling for people who are emotionally unavailable.

➵ Making plans they know they’ll cancel.

➵ Overcommitting to avoid dealing with themselves.

➵ Getting angry instead of being honest about fear.

➵ Comparing themselves constantly, to everyone.

➵ Never celebrating wins, only fixating on flaws.

➵ Sabotaging good relationships because they don’t think they deserve them.

➵ Chasing chaos because peace feels boring (or unsafe).

➵ Apologizing too often or never at all.

➵ Giving up halfway just to say “See? I told you I’d fail.”

➵ Playing the therapist friend but never talking about their own pain.

➵ Procrastinating until it's impossible to succeed.

➵ Acting like they don’t care about something they actually desperately want.

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Cats getting caught doing crimes

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red narrator/yellow stanley

inspired by @surftail-warrior's message:

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you don’t have to write something good. you just have to write something unhinged enough to edit later

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[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

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At the post office today:

Man with beautiful silver undercut and a coach bag: can I get a sheet of stamps please

Clerk: does it matter what kind?

Man, with homosexual despair: EVerything matters to me, unFORtunately.

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big fan of stories that, while undoubtedly being about the power of friendship, acknowledge that the power of incredible violence is just as important

the love was there. the love changed everything. the crowbar helped also

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Every unhinged fic writer needs an equally unhinged friend who "yes ands" their ideas and encourages them to write all their most far fetched and insane stories.

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Narrator: Sometimes I can still hear his voice.. Timekeeper: Gay, gay, homosexual, gay

Narrator to Stanley: sometimes it feels like the universe sent you to annoy me specifically

Timekeeper: Yeah, 'cause he's your type!!

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"Rexilas 'It Belongs in a Museum' manages to be every fanfic ever"

I'm loving your au so much. Not just that but also your jailbreak fic. You do such a good job writing these two. I also love how the curator and mariella have real roles in the narrative rather than being there just to be there. All the mystery and the lore and the chaos slotting so well together. I can't wait to see the next update

;----; thank you so much anon!! I'm glad to hear you like my fics and I'm especially glad you like Curator and Mariella in superthieves!

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"Yeah hold on, let me change out of my work clothes" [undoes a single button on my hawaiian shirt and nothing else]

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writing is kind of like roadwork in that you have to keep coming up with increasingly elaborate reasons for why it’s not done yet. there’s a six week delay because of light winds. the deadline has been extended two months because a family of hedgehogs moved in nearby. a tree fell over the laptop

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I was wondering if you haven't already if you can do a poll with shrimp plushies?

Sure! I haven’t done any of those yet so this will be perfect!

JelArts, Lemon Sprinkles, and lamemaker are all small artists running their own businesses. If you like their plushies please go check them out!