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just met a three month old pomeranian named horchata. her paw was the size of my fingertip. she looked like half a dandelion fluff
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Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.
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Hi so, this is actually insane.
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Girl. You know I love your theories about queer coding in television. But some times those two male characters are stood that close bc they need to get them both in the frame .
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It wasn't even about fast cars. It was about fucking and marrying my friend.
TASKMASTER 19.5 Maybe We're the Monsters
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how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss
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reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts
#blind as fuck over here#mostly a contact lenses wearer tho cause I tend to do a lot of shit that causes glasses to fly off my face
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𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛'𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎.
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The category is: A boy who has all of the makings of a great king, forced upon a war to save his scattered family, that dies before seeing them together again:


(they also have great hair, face cards that never decline, and daddy issues)
#rip robb stark I hope you pretended to be jacaerys velaryon as a child#hotd#pls don’t die jace no you’re tooo sexy#got#robb stark#jacaerys velaryon
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men will literally do home renovations on a whole ass haunted mansion before sending a raven to his wife and children

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RIP Robb Stark, you would've loved to see a stark army crossing the twins 😔😔😔

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HBO's House of the Tank Engine


#this is my kind of content#ops tags are hilarious LMAOOOOOO#rhaenyra has seven tank engines#aye but aemond commands gordon the largest and fiercest engine#sir tophamm hat died leaving the realm in chaos#THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY ACTUALLY#during the storming of the trainpit the great green train Henry perished for his rails had been taken away and he had been bricked inside#thomas the tank engine#house of the dragon#hotd
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