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#i think im lactose intoleranz#i drank one glass odf milk and ive shat 3 times in the pasthour#dislyte#dislyte li ling#dislyte tang xuan#lixuan#play umamusume pretty derby
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I hate Lixuan shippers that make like Tang Xuan a tiny femboy ass compared to Li Ling who’s this buff like guy that looks like he could carry him with just two fingers.
For me, I think of it as Tang Xuan being the more freaky guy in the relationship. Then Li Ling’s also pretty freaky but is also like, there. Like Tang Xuan would be more flirty and stuff when in private and it’s kinda funny :)
Tang Xuan would like randomly grab Li Ling’s ass or smth or just flirt outa nowhere.
Tang Xuan: *grabs Li Ling’s shoulders from behind and turns him around to face him while on tippy toes* Hey bbg~ *wriggles eyebrows*
Li Ling: *was on his way to get some coffee* Wtf-
Tang Xuan would be the malewife guy and bc they were best bros then he’d probably wake Li Ling up at like 5 am in the most annoying, craziest way that a best friend-to-boyfriend could. And Li Ling would just suffer in silence until like Lewis asks him, “Yo bro how’s life like w/ Xuan?” Then he’d answer, “He beats me if I don’t get my ass up to eat breakfast.” with like a sad face on.
And Li Ling would prob be bottom sometimes-
Idk I think that’s just me.
They is so silly :3
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this was fun, cheers mate :P

I made a Lego monkey kid challenge oc since nobody in the community wants to!
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is lixuan meta again
#dislyte#dislyte li ling#dislyte tang xuan#tang xuan#li ling#i wanted to give ling pants but i got attached to his bum
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