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Yeah, I miss it when rhett would just randomly grab link tiddies

Rhett's favorite pastime is dem tiddies. ;__; but one of my favorite pastimes? RHETT'S TIDDIES. Whether they're clothed:

Or bare:

this is a Rhett tiddies appreciation blog. 😌 also with some dual action jiggling:

@too-old-for-this-mix this is for you, as well. :D

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“Take Me To Church”

by CarmillaCarmine ( @sherlockedcarmilla )

CHAPTER 2 IS UP! (3k)

When John opens his bedroom door to find the gorgeous parishioner naked on his knees, he knows he needs to make his penance special.

Inspired by @nitaelwyart : “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned”

Part of: Johnlock Smut (with Feels) series of standalone fics.

Thank you for reading, kudos and comments!!!

My Twitter /  Ko-fi /  Patreon

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rehtt

no

this is for the children rehtt

now is not the time

REHTT

THINK OF THE CHILDREN

REHTT

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Guess who’s back bitches, what did I miss?

I got my shit together and I am a more functional adult

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I’m not dead, just on hiatus from this blog. You can find me on laratavoloira.tumblr.com if you wanna talk or whatever. Love y’all, just need a break. 

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I am the mythical smut witch, as y'all know, and for me it is a difficult period with money. I can barely feed myself and my three cats.

I decided to start taking requests on fiverr so I can try and support myself.

https://www.fiverr.com/s2/98aaa88722?utm_source=com.google.android.apps.docs_Mobile

It would mean the world if you, mythical beasts, could help me and my family! Even a share can help!

Here, have a gif of Link as incentive.

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@sneakykinkylinky we tender in this bitch tonight.

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Okay guys hear me out.

A soulmate AU where you have a black stain where your soulmate is supposed to touch you for the first time and it turns to millions of colors once they do.

Like, so many people with their right palms all black, waiting for that one handshake.

People who have black knuckles who are scared for years that they end up punching their soulmate or something and end up coming home with their knuckles turned all shades of red and blue and purple without them noticing because sometimes your hands just brush together.

Someone having a very visible black palm on their cheek that they try to cover up because people will just know they will be slapped one day.

Just

consider the possibilities.

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And enough to feed your pets

May you always have enough for rent.

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Link no / Kink Neal compilation (Season 15)

Keep reading

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Basic sketching tips

IG: @mitchleeuwe

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So since there’s a decent amount of y’all who are into the mythical ot4 and since I enjoy writing it so much, I’ve decided to start a “series” on my ao3. I use the term series lightly because it’s not necessarily that the ficlets form a cohesive story, but it is assumed all are taking place in the same AU. So anyway, I have plans to write more as I have several half fleshed out ideas (that believe it or not aren’t all smut!) but as we know I often lack motivation but when I see people enjoying my writing I feel more compelled to actually write, so if you enjoy my fics or enjoy the ot4, you can subscribe to the series and get updates whenever I post! The series currently has 3 ficlets in it including my most recent one. So here’s my shameless plug:

Adventures in Mythical ot4

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Rataaa. ❤️️ Don't think I don't see you jumpin' around and showering people with love. You did it to me!! You deserve that love to be returned tenfold, lil fruit bat, 'cause you've never been anything but a spot of sunshine in this fandom, always lifting people up and supporting them in whatever they do. You have such a warm heart and use that to put good into the lives of everyone you talk to, and that's not something a lot of people would be willing to spend energy on. Thank you for being you!

This lil fruit bat is crying with joy, mike you're so precious

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"Here Lies Tatiana, she was a bit of a shock to me"

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GMM 1636 | Season 16

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This is the opposite of a problem.

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V’srandomquestiontime: what’s your favorite drink? Coffee, beer, soda, etc

How did I miss this???? 😭 😭 😭

My favourite drink is either a martini with ice or a drink that in Italy we call spritz!