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Hopelessly Unromantic
She/Her. Nurse. Perpetually awkward and hopelessly unromantic.
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reblog to EVIL BOOP the person you reblogged from >:3
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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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junimo breakdancing
animated on stream !!
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when men roll up their sleeves and show their slutty little forearms i wither away like a Victorian man seeing ankles for the first time
#this is how my husband caught me#the slut rolled up his sleeves while playing pool#that was 7 years ago
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I'm built different. like incorrectly i think
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#me rn#i have to clean my house#and grocery shop#and meal plan for another week as a single mom#and spend time with my husband's before he leaves again#i hate his job#but it pays the bills#ugh
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Hi, I'm an endoscopy nurse, and just FYI this joke is only funny in a comic. IRL, it's actually very gross
We have pulled this exact note out of too many bootyholes.
Please don't 🙏
comic dub
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Silly Symphony - The Goddess of Spring (1934)
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#me#on Alex's pc that he has spent a decade perfecting#gale dekarios#he only rolls his eyes a little when i start giggling
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Not leaving my bed today
I have desperately needed a day of decomposing in solitude. If I do leave my bed, it will be to play Baldurs Gate 3.
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