rhythmheavenmonkey

[rhythmheavenmonkey]

Monkey! How many other monkeys do you know?

Ooki ki kee ook! (A lot, in fact, I don't even know for myself! We all host little meetings and if some are of interest, they'll come! Well, other than Fan Club, everyone came for that. Including me, yay!)

[rhythmheavenmonkey]

How's the arson going?

Ooki ke! (Great, I just began and my friend Mandrill keeps saying to stop, but I don't really care. Besides, one of my friends said that if I burn down the supermarket, I can achieve world peace! So I did!)

[rhythmheavenmonkey]

*hands you a banana hands you a banana hands you a banana hands you a banana hands you a banana hands you a banana hands you a banana hands you a banana HANDS YOU A BANANA HANDS YOU A BANANA HANDS YOU A BANANA HANDS YOU A BANA-*

OOOKI OOK EE!!! (I very appreciate this!!! I have been working very hard for banana.)

[rhythmheavenmonkey]

are you only a golf teacher, or do you have other jobs? (such as, perhaps, helping a pitcher throw balls?)

Ooki ook! (I have multiple other jobs, but sometimes my associates help me with them. I do have some sort of memory of helping a pitcher throw balls, and I think I also helped somebody learn tambourine. I also do some fun hobbies like throwing a pajama party with my associates. I do also teach tap, but sometimes my associates advise me to wear funky outfits for some cinematographies. My favourite being when I teamed up with some screwbots, some seesaw inspectors, and a sports champion! And you may be asking, why do I have so many jobs? It's because the economy sucks so I need many part time jobs for many bananas. I hope you understand.)

[rhythmheavenmonkey]

hello monkey

do you ook ook eek or eek ook eek?

.. or, controversially enough, eek eek ook?

Ook, ooki ki ki, eek ook, ki ki ookee! Ook, eek eek, ki. (Since this question is very intriguing, I will translate. I do commit arson on a weekly basis, usually around 8:30 AM to 12:45 PM, usually on Mondays. I know that treason is a bit controversial, but I did attempt it once, and failed miserably. At least I didn't get caught but damn those Taiko Rally Drummers, god do THEY ruin the party. At least my two fellow associates helped me escape with no charges! They can tap well too!)

[rhythmheavenmonkey]

Ook!

[rhythmheavenmonkey]

Ook!

Ook, oki ki!

[rhythmheavenmonkey]

MONKEEEEEEEYYYYYY

Ook!