I’m Claire. She/her. 31 years old. Tbh the only thing I care about rn is Sparks. Header image by @snazzystarlight
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liberals be like he bombed a country…. without congress approval
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the thing is.. it is the humidity that gets you...
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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.
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uncommon moments [63/?] ⤷ 4.12 — “Don't Ever Change”
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i will lick yuour Poosay for €4.
Whaddaye say?
Sloppy Astyle??
(quite an alluring ofer if i do sayso myzelf……..
line 1: german pervert
line 2: scottish pervert
line 3: italian pervert
line 4: average frenchman
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Hey guys. Baby here. Just born, new to everything. Is william burroughs problematic
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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Isn't it fucking insane that so many people think that IQs are real. Like people genuinely believe you are born with one set level of intelligence that can be measured on a scale from 1 to ~200. As if intelligence wasn't extremely nuanced and completely subjective. And the fact that the majority of scientists that have advocated for IQ tests in the past have been eugenicists doesn't seem to concern anyone either
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trying to watch the beatles cartoon is an exercise in patience for several reasons and one of them is just. how gay they made Paul like they made him really really really gay
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