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Choosing peace and not going to trawl through the notes of a bad post I saw where I just know people are calling for Buck to be assaulted.

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Bucktommy secret relationship but it’s because no one thought to ask about his love life. Let’s lean into the grief isolating them from each other and have them not know Buck has been back with Tommy for months because they apparently “don’t know how to talk to him” even better if Maddie does know but Chim’s been busy with Captain Stuff so it hasn’t come up.

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Ma'am this is a Wendy's

I know this has nothing to do with you but my therapist is on vacation to the Bahamas and I’m crashing out. I went through My baby daddy of three years phone last week. I was expecting to find him talking to other women 🤔 but no, I found out he’s been watching orca whale pornography. Yes that’s not a typo, he’s watching animations of orca whales bare boning raw on obscure porn websites.

I also found a vent post he made on Reddit about how his mental health is in shambles because nobody will accept him because of his fetish. Before you say this is my fault for not accepting him, he NEVER told me about this not once. I brought it up with him and he denied all of it, he said he got hacked because he supports Kanye west and people on Twitter are mad at him over that. But these were his browser tabs. To top this all off i found out this morning I am 6 weeks pregnant.

I won’t lie, I’m not 100% sure he’s the father because we went on a break about 6 weeks ago but I’m pretty sure he is. Regardless of who the father is I don’t really want to keep the baby because both of them are broke and useless. That being said I’m just really upset over losing my relationship because of orca porn

... what does an orca condom even look like?? 😭

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ravi is his own character you fucking freaks

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Thinking about that time someone honest to God tweeted “if Lou Ferrigno Jr was gay, I’d push him into an oncoming train for canon Buddie”

And they wonder why they’re regarded as a subfandom full of psychopaths

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These past few weeks have made it clear. Bvddies don't actually like Buck. He's just a means to an end for gay Eddie.

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sir, yet another "eddie is straight" has hit the fandom

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a male character on this show kissed a man, got into a relationship with said man, saved his co-workers from certain death bc of the help of said man, got broken up with by said man, then hooked up with said man, then said man helped him saved his co-workers again (and said he did it for him too- while broken up)

but there are people yelling "queerbait" bc it's not the man that they wanted him to do all of this with.

you guys do NOT know the meaning of the word and should not be using it.

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I'm going to be offline most of the weekend for a DnD party at my house. Inbox is open if anyone has any writing prompts they want to drop off.

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buck moved into eddie’s house, fucked tommy in it, and left. an icon.

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I'll stop posting this when y'all learn to calm the fuck down and stop doom posting.

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Guess who ain't making it to the 911 queer canon club in time for Pride?

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You were shipbaited. Not queerbaited. Please for the love of all that is holy stop using queerbaited when the show has queer characters.

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Did you see this quote on Max's tweet?

https://x.com/jackietaylore/status/1923196494380749005?t=sCcwH601pZyo5O0-OMAc8g&s=19

OHHHHH SHIT ARE THEY ABOUT TO EXPOSE MAX?!

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you are not being queerbaited because the echo chamber of fans you’ve found yourself in told you that these two men were gonna fall in love on screen and you believed them.

the cast AND the show have been explicitly telling you one of those men is very much straight for a year now. where is the baiting in that?

this show has multiple canon queer characters, including a lesbian couple that successfully adopted their second child in this very episode, and i’m frankly really tired of them being ignored in favor of y’all wanting a ship that literally nobody but other fans has promised you.

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After seeing the most rancid take I have ever had the displeasure of viewing with my good face-eyes, that's enough internet for the night.

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I wasn't going to share anything else from a Bvddie shipper, but I peeked into the tag and saw this. And what the actual fuck.

Putting it under the cut with a SA trigger warning.