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the years have made me weird and strange to talk to. but still i must post
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Ever since I was a little girl I always wanted to get hit by a car in a way that would make me a lot of money
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absolutely amazing things happening right now. I had to triple check that these were real
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reblog in 45 seconds to have a slutty little night
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I’ve decided that my 20s are actually age 25 - 35
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Do whatever makes you happy, the days aren’t coming back.
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Sharing space is nothing new. Sharing bathrooms is nothing new. The reactionary outrage is so manufactured.
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some problems are so humiliating the only solution is to solve them yourself and then continue to never talk about it
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simply cannot ever resist what i call the little mermaid or the tin man or the pinnochio plot, the one about a character who is either inhuman or human but outside in some way, constantly searching for whatever it is that they consider to be the quintessential proof of humanity, preoccupied by it so deeply that they fail to realize the proof is in the act and fact of the search itself
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