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scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

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I need y'all to watch this clip

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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Art by Jim Musil

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They should ship Brennan Lee Mulligan over to the UK and make him compete in Taskmaster. I think it'd be sort of a vacation from the kind of experiments that Sam plays on him

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They should make a content label for ai posts like they do for mature content so I dont ever have to fucking look at it

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does my gay little dance

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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

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we shpuld make a tumblr bar with drinks like sonic screwdriver and the baker street mule

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literary kinsey scale time

i’m just curious what mix of fiction and nonfiction the average tumblrina is consuming

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